Duct Tape Quotes
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Duct Tape Quotes & Sayings
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Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.
— Orson Scott Card
You okay?" I asked Rosie and Rosie gave me an "are you nuts, that lunatic just tied me up with duct tape" look.
— Kristen Ashley
Believe it or not, kids, duct tape was not invented so you could make trashy little wallets and hideous handbags out of it. I
— C.M. Stunich
Humanity's gift to the universe. Duct Tape.
— Jack Campbell
I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands.
— Jarod Kintz
In his other hand is a spear made from duct tape, a smashed Nokia phone from 1998 and a selfie stick. Welcome to the future.
— Warren Ellis
Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
— Jeffrey Donovan
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. G. Weilacher
— Ian Molyneaux
And-he was ashamed to admithe had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything. — Sharon Ashwood
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?
— Garrison Keillor
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything. I should put that on a t-shirt. — Tara Sivec
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
— Jase Robertson
Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape?
— Craig Kilborn
Look at her, the poor woman," Milo said compassionately, as he sealed her mouth with duct tape. "We need to deprogram her.
— Chuck Palahniuk
You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.
— J. Richard Singleton
Greatest stuff in the world. Superman's duct tape.
— James L. Cambias
Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.
— T. Hammond
How, he wondered, did humanity ever get along without duct tape?
— Scott Hawkins
I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
— Johnny Knoxville
Some instruments seemed like they were held together with duct tape and prayers. Everything looked out of date.
— Eoin Colfer
...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.
— Andy Weir
Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet.
— Charlie Campbell
Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses.
— Taylor Stevens
What's that sticky stuff called?Basta: Duct tape.
Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. — Cornelia Funke
duct tape - real
— Charlaine Harris
Brotha needed to buy a vowel and rent a verb, then get a roll of duct tape slapped on that broken English.
— Eric Jerome Dickey
duct tape, he wondered if he'd ever get then off. With
— Kevin Tinto
He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the items. Duct tape? Plastic wrap? A hacksaw? Who is this guy, Dexter?
— Andrew Shaffer
Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.
— Jacqueline Patricks
If you had duct tape, you were prepared for anything.
— Annie Barrows
After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended.
— Dana Milbank
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?
— Larry Wall
Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.
— Karen Marie Moning
Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything.
— Jamie Hyneman
