Duct Tape Quotes

Collection of top 51 famous quotes about Duct Tape

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Duct Tape Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend. Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend. — Karen Marie Moning
Duct Tape Quotes By Penny Reid: Duct tape is man's answer to electrons and Duct tape is man's answer to electrons and protons. It's how we keep matter together. — Penny Reid
Duct Tape Quotes By Jase Robertson: Most things can be fixed with duct tape Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. — Jase Robertson
Duct Tape Quotes By Lilly Black: Little girl, you could wrap my cock in Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I'll still make you see God. — Lilly Black
Duct Tape Quotes By S.E. Jakes: You are an idiot," Tom informed him.Prophet stared You are an idiot," Tom informed him.
Prophet stared at the duct tape around his wrists. "I have no argument against that at the moment. — S.E. Jakes
Duct Tape Quotes By Jacqueline Patricks: Civilization is held together by duct tape and Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape. — Jacqueline Patricks
Duct Tape Quotes By Kevin Tinto: duct tape, he wondered if he'd ever get duct tape, he wondered if he'd ever get then off. With — Kevin Tinto
Duct Tape Quotes By Eric Jerome Dickey: Brotha needed to buy a vowel and rent Brotha needed to buy a vowel and rent a verb, then get a roll of duct tape slapped on that broken English. — Eric Jerome Dickey
Duct Tape Quotes By Charlaine Harris: duct tape - real duct tape - real — Charlaine Harris
Duct Tape Quotes By Charlie Campbell: Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet. Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet. — Charlie Campbell
Duct Tape Quotes By Cornelia Funke: What's that sticky stuff called?Basta: Duct tape. Yes, What's that sticky stuff called?
Basta: Duct tape.
Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. — Cornelia Funke
Duct Tape Quotes By Andy Weir: Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped. — Andy Weir
Duct Tape Quotes By Tanya Masse: Wine is to women as duct tape is Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING! — Tanya Masse
Duct Tape Quotes By Andrew Shaffer: He hands me his shopping list and I He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the items. Duct tape? Plastic wrap? A hacksaw? Who is this guy, Dexter? — Andrew Shaffer
Duct Tape Quotes By Taylor Stevens: Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses. Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses. — Taylor Stevens
Duct Tape Quotes By Leslea Tash: You always kiss on the first date?""Not usually You always kiss on the first date?"
"Not usually until after the duct-tape. — Leslea Tash
Duct Tape Quotes By Dana Milbank: After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended. — Dana Milbank
Duct Tape Quotes By Larry Wall: When's the last time you used duct tape When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct? — Larry Wall
Duct Tape Quotes By Jamie Hyneman: Duct tape is not a perfect solution to Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything. — Jamie Hyneman
Duct Tape Quotes By Jeana E. Mann: If you pull a rope and some duct If you pull a rope and some duct tape out of those saddlebags, I'm going to freak.
Jeana E. Mann. Intoxicated (Kindle Locations 746-747). — Jeana E. Mann
Duct Tape Quotes By Annie Barrows: If you had duct tape, you were prepared If you had duct tape, you were prepared for anything. — Annie Barrows
Duct Tape Quotes By Darynda Jones: When I want your opinion, I'll remove the When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
Duct Tape Quotes By Tara Sivec: Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt. — Tara Sivec
Duct Tape Quotes By Rick Riordan: Then he threw me another essential tool of Then he threw me another essential tool of demigod heroes - duct tape. — Rick Riordan
Duct Tape Quotes By Craig Kilborn: Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? — Craig Kilborn
Duct Tape Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Look at her, the poor woman," Milo said Look at her, the poor woman," Milo said compassionately, as he sealed her mouth with duct tape. "We need to deprogram her. — Chuck Palahniuk
Duct Tape Quotes By Garrison Keillor: All solutions are temporary, so why not go All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape? — Garrison Keillor
Duct Tape Quotes By J. Richard Singleton: You can't make a woman love you. Not You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. — J. Richard Singleton
Duct Tape Quotes By James L. Cambias: Greatest stuff in the world. Superman's duct tape. Greatest stuff in the world. Superman's duct tape. — James L. Cambias
Duct Tape Quotes By T. Hammond: Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams. — T. Hammond
Duct Tape Quotes By Scott Hawkins: How, he wondered, did humanity ever get along How, he wondered, did humanity ever get along without duct tape? — Scott Hawkins
Duct Tape Quotes By Johnny Knoxville: I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South? — Johnny Knoxville
Duct Tape Quotes By Eoin Colfer: Some instruments seemed like they were held together Some instruments seemed like they were held together with duct tape and prayers. Everything looked out of date. — Eoin Colfer
Duct Tape Quotes By Andy Weir: ...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped. ...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped. — Andy Weir
Duct Tape Quotes By Shane Miller: Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel, Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel, and Brandon's phone number... — Shane Miller
Duct Tape Quotes By Barbra Annino: His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the crap out of Perky. — Barbra Annino