Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.
— Orson Scott Card
You okay?" I asked Rosie and Rosie gave me an "are you nuts, that lunatic just tied me up with duct tape" look.
— Kristen Ashley
Believe it or not, kids, duct tape was not invented so you could make trashy little wallets and hideous handbags out of it. I
— C.M. Stunich
Humanity's gift to the universe. Duct Tape.
— Jack Campbell
I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands.
— Jarod Kintz
In his other hand is a spear made from duct tape, a smashed Nokia phone from 1998 and a selfie stick. Welcome to the future.
— Warren Ellis
Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
— Jeffrey Donovan
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. G. Weilacher
— Ian Molyneaux
And-he was ashamed to admithe had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything. — Sharon Ashwood
Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend. — Karen Marie Moning
Duct tape is man's answer to electrons and protons. It's how we keep matter together. — Penny Reid
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. — Jase Robertson
Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I'll still make you see God. — Lilly Black
You are an idiot," Tom informed him.Prophet stared at the duct tape around his wrists. "I have no argument against that at the moment. — S.E. Jakes
Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape. — Jacqueline Patricks
duct tape, he wondered if he'd ever get then off. With — Kevin Tinto
Brotha needed to buy a vowel and rent a verb, then get a roll of duct tape slapped on that broken English. — Eric Jerome Dickey
duct tape - real — Charlaine Harris
Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet. — Charlie Campbell
What's that sticky stuff called?Basta: Duct tape.
Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. — Cornelia Funke
Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped. — Andy Weir
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING! — Tanya Masse
He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the items. Duct tape? Plastic wrap? A hacksaw? Who is this guy, Dexter? — Andrew Shaffer
Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses. — Taylor Stevens
You always kiss on the first date?""Not usually until after the duct-tape. — Leslea Tash
After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended. — Dana Milbank
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct? — Larry Wall
Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything. — Jamie Hyneman
If you pull a rope and some duct tape out of those saddlebags, I'm going to freak.Jeana E. Mann. Intoxicated (Kindle Locations 746-747). — Jeana E. Mann
If you had duct tape, you were prepared for anything. — Annie Barrows
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything. I should put that on a t-shirt. — Tara Sivec
Then he threw me another essential tool of demigod heroes - duct tape. — Rick Riordan
Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? — Craig Kilborn
Look at her, the poor woman," Milo said compassionately, as he sealed her mouth with duct tape. "We need to deprogram her. — Chuck Palahniuk
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape? — Garrison Keillor
You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. — J. Richard Singleton
Greatest stuff in the world. Superman's duct tape. — James L. Cambias
Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams. — T. Hammond
How, he wondered, did humanity ever get along without duct tape? — Scott Hawkins
I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South? — Johnny Knoxville
Some instruments seemed like they were held together with duct tape and prayers. Everything looked out of date. — Eoin Colfer
...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped. — Andy Weir
Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel, and Brandon's phone number... — Shane Miller
His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the crap out of Perky. — Barbra Annino
