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me in bed - with a honeymoon present. Some of them were small, some were funny jokes, and some were extravagant, but every present came straight
— James Patterson
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
— Paula Deen
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
— Lemony Snicket
I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.
— M.J. McGuire
I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny ... I do not agree with that at all.
— David Rees
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.
— George Carlin
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
— Alan King
I make some jokes about it, but they're not funny and just add to the depression.
— Robert M. Pirsig
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes.
— John Roberts
Another day gone and no jokes.
— Flann O'Brien
I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap.
— M.J. McGuire
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'
— Ron Funches
A good team needs three things: the right people, the right spirit, and a couple inside jokes.
— VanillaCreamPie8888
As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny.
— Busy Philipps
I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.
— Bill Bryson
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.
— Mitt Romney
I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.
— Bruce Robinson
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
— Mark Russell
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
— Harland Williams
But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.
— Jonathan Dunne
I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject.
— Doug Benson
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
— Jimmy Carr
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana