Joe Morelli Quotes
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Joe Morelli Quotes & Sayings
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It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence.Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
My sex life is okay.""Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner. — Janet Evanovich
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms.Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you.""You are such a cop."
"Tell me about it. — Janet Evanovich
Honey, Half the women in NJ have sold him their cannolli -Conie to Stephanie about Joe Morelli (One for the money)
— Janet Evanovich
And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case.
— Janet Evanovich
Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car ... just for old times.
— Janet Evanovich
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.
— Janet Evanovich
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli
— Janet Evanovich
He lowered his mouth and kissed me. I know I should have kneed him in the groin, but the kiss was delicious. Joe Morelli still knew how to kiss.
— Janet Evanovich
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.- Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
You're such a cupcake.
— Janet Evanovich
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
— Janet Evanovich