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In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not.
— Bill Bryson
My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.
— Christine Taylor
Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.
— Lauren Oliver
I feel my brains, like a pear, to see if it's ripe; it will be exquisite by September.
— Virginia Woolf
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
— Amy Schumer
I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit
— Ann Everett
I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge
— Kevin Hart
I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.
— Alison Brie
I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
— Emma Bunton
Sometimes I feel like a vampire
— Jennifer Lawrence
I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Sometimes I feel that the only concept of fairness in our society is creams like fair & lovely or fair & handsome.
— Jeroninio Almeida
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
I never feel like laughing when things are funny," he said. "I just think to myself, 'Now, that's funny.
— Rainbow Rowell
I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice.
— Jillian Dodd
Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don't have anything worth giving.
— Lev Grossman
And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny.
— Cassandra Clare
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.
— Rick Baker
I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.
— Seann William Scott
I feel like someone in a terribly sophisticated play. The funny part is, I'm not sophisticated. I'm not anything. I'm just me.
— J.D. Salinger
You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do.
— Drew Magary
Funny how an absence can feel like a presence, like that space practically glows with her outline and make me notice how she's not here.
— Joan Steinau Lester
It's funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you've never been lonely before.
— Susan Juby
As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny.
— Busy Philipps
It takes a lot of energy to be funny ... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.
— Ashton Kutcher
I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach.
— Louise Fitzhugh
We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.
— Neil Patrick Harris
I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
— Randy Glasbergen
I have tried ... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies.
— Dylan Moran
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.
— William J. Clinton
Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism.
— Criss Jami
Funny thing about belonging to two worlds: Sometimes you feel like you belong in zero.
— Emily Henry
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me.
— Summer Sanders
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.
— Greg Giraldo
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco
— Josh Stern
I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.
— Caroline Rhea
Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself.
— Anna Banks