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I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.
— Dave Barry
It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader.
— L.A. Weatherly
So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land
— Richard Llewellyn
Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
— Keisha Keenleyside
Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.
— Louis C.K.
My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.
— Jim Gaffigan
I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
— Maggie Smith
Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris muttered.
— Gena Showalter
Wanna see the rest of my happy place?
— Dia Reeves
Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy.
— J.D. Salinger
Cassie asked.asked Ax — Katherine Applegate
It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with.
— Lindsay Lohan
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.
— Ernie J Zelinski
I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.
— Ellen DeGeneres
On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.
— William Jennings Bryan
Foul!" yelled Jamie, who seemed extremely happy not to be the one facing a blade. "Distracting technique! Put your shirt back on right now.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Act your age, not your shoe size.
— Prince
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
— Terry Pratchett
How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side.
— Phyllis McGinley
A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.
— Gary D. Schmidt
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.
— Ellen DeGeneres
You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal.
— Francois Lelord
Being funny is not the same as being happy.
— Dana Gould
I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier.
— Ugo Ehiogu
Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor.
— Charles M. Schulz
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.
— Rebecca McNutt
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
— Ellen DeGeneres
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
I became at peace with the darkness or the personality that I have. I am usually pretty funny and happy.
— Matt Berninger
One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor.
— Marshall McLuhan
I don't like happy stuff. I'm not funny.
— Sondra Radvanovsky
