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Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: The music seems creepy, like when children sing

The music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later

Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton". — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I want to thank my parents for somehow

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: (When I started at SNL, you could still

(When I started at SNL, you could still smoke in an office building. I might not be young.) I — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Lots of teenage girls have taken comfort under

Lots of teenage girls have taken comfort under the wings of half-closeted gay boys. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful

In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful happy accidents. And many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I want to spend time with Oprah, and

I want to spend time with Oprah, and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Nancy Pelosi: I would do almost anything Tina Fey asks

I would do almost anything Tina Fey asks me to do. — Nancy Pelosi

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: The topic of working moms is a tap-dance

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: [Please let my daughter] not have to wear

[Please let my daughter] not have to wear high heels. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Bitch get stuff done

Bitch get stuff done — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: My problem with the traditional acting method was

My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you're onstage. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: One of the great things about doing animated

One of the great things about doing animated movies is that you don't have to dress up or put on make-up. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Children are the soul sucking worst.

Children are the soul sucking worst. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I don't have a driver's license. It's just

I don't have a driver's license. It's just one of the many ways in which I am developmentally stunted. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I have a uniquely German capacity to vacillate

I have a uniquely German capacity to vacillate between sentimentality and coldness. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for

Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for women over 40, as long as you get hired when you're under 40. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: (My proudest moment as a child was the

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Either way, everything will be fine, she smiled,

Either way, everything will be fine, she smiled, and for a little while I was pulled out of my anxious, stunted brain cloud. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: [ ... ] things most people do naturally

[ ... ] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: If everyone had a dad like mine, no

If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: You can tell how smart people are by

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I am going to dedicate myself, full time,

I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie.

No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: 5) The Eyes Are the Windows to Where

5) The Eyes Are the Windows to Where the Soul Is Supposed to Be — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: We all mentally prepare ourselves for wrinkles, but

We all mentally prepare ourselves for wrinkles, but wrinkles are not the problem. It's the unexpected grosseries. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I never get to go to movies, because

I never get to go to movies, because I'm a mom. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything

An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes ... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.' — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I'm not a fan of purposely farting in

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: My father-in-law tripped on a crack in the

My father-in-law tripped on a crack in the pavement and spent the rest of the week politely pretending he had not dislocated his shoulder. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: We writers dream of a future where actors

We writers dream of a future where actors are mostly computer generated and their performances can be adjusted, by us, on a laptop, alone. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Laura Benanti: My biggest influence is someone I really don't

My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife. — Laura Benanti

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Someone should do a study of the human

Someone should do a study of the human brain and how quickly it can adjust to luxury. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Ben Lyons: Steve Carell and Tina Fey are a match

Steve Carell and Tina Fey are a match made in comedy heaven. They're perfect. — Ben Lyons

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: If everyone had something to contribute, there would

If everyone had something to contribute, there would be enough. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Acting is really about showing up that day

Acting is really about showing up that day and telling the writers what you feel like saying. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: One family, two impressively gay brothers.

One family, two impressively gay brothers. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: When humor works, it works because it's clarifying

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: A book hasn't caused me this much trouble

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I have a strong urge to lie down

I have a strong urge to lie down and pretend this is not happening - like the old couple in Titanic. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Gay people don't actually try to convert people.

Gay people don't actually try to convert people. That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I was a very confident little kid.

I was a very confident little kid. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I didn't get on TV until I was

I didn't get on TV until I was 30, which is really fortunate because you are who you are at that point. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: If you care about [the characters] as if

If you care about [the characters] as if they were real, that always helps. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Thomas Jefferson - another gorgeous white boy who

Thomas Jefferson - another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting

I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Aubrey Plaza: Tina Fey is one of my heroes.

Tina Fey is one of my heroes. — Aubrey Plaza

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: So, to sum up my room-clearing generalizations, men

So, to sum up my room-clearing generalizations, men are in comedy to break rules. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: But there is not one management course in

But there is not one management course in the world where they recommend Self-Righteousness as a tool. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I like to crack the jokes now and

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I have to say, I'm really not that

I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Adam McKay: I hired Tina Fey for 'SNL,' which was

I hired Tina Fey for 'SNL,' which was certainly a good match. She took off right away there. — Adam McKay

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I have a great gynecologist who is as

I have a great gynecologist who is as gifted at listening as she is at rectal exams. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: It's no more dangerous to society than a

It's no more dangerous to society than a radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: To this day, all I know is there

To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely like the Texas Longhorns logo. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I'm married, you know. I love my husband

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I learned quickly that trying to force Country

I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, You just haven't met the right girl yet. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I believe in process. I believe that having

I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it

Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Children and Jimmy Carter ruin your best laid

Children and Jimmy Carter ruin your best laid plans. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is

Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities.

THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I really love cursing a lot. But as

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: If these two are tired of having sex

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: If you're going to expend energy being mad

If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Dean Winters: Tina Fey is the most caring woman I've

Tina Fey is the most caring woman I've worked with in this business. — Dean Winters

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: It is a testament to my parents that

It is a testament to my parents that they never reacted negatively to the four-year-long pride parade that marched through their house. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict.

I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: There are never fewer than eight Tracey Ullman

There are never fewer than eight Tracey Ullman characters in any NYC nail salon at any given time. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more

Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: And I can see Russia from my house.

And I can see Russia from my house. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: You all have got to stop calling each

You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my

Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Your characters should be as smart as you

Your characters should be as smart as you are, if not smarter. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my

Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body's totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers

When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved

This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because

Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because you have to introduce all the characters without it feeling like a series of introductions. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: My ability to turn good news into anxiety

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I'm more of a writer than an actor,

I'm more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I'm mostly an improviser, though I haven't improvised in awhile. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults

Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: It's a burden, being able to control situations

It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it's my lot in life. Some — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: What's that you say? None of them want

What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. So I spent four years attempting to charm the uninterested. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Was it too much to expect the rest

Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details? — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Most of the time you're too busy to

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: But if you have an opinion, please feel

But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I really wasn't heavy in high school. But

I really wasn't heavy in high school. But no one feels right in their own skin, particularly in high school. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: When you go into something where you can

When you go into something where you can really trust that everyone has thought about it, more than you have even, then that's like a gift. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director

Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: To say I'm an overrated troll, when you

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Janeane Garofalo: Tina Fey is part of a generation of

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film. — Janeane Garofalo

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Amy Poehler and I have been friends for

Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: Am I just chasing it because it's the

Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it? — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: The sketch should lead the cutting pattern, which

The sketch should lead the cutting pattern, which is to say content should dictate style, which is to say that in TV the writer is king. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: We are attempting to pro-activate the community by

We are attempting to pro-activate the community by utilizing a series of directives intended to maximate communicative agreeance. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I don't enjoy any kind of danger or

I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: I still want Oprah to play my best

I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah. — Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes By Tina Fey: In my experience, the hardest thing about having

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part. — Tina Fey