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I'm always kind of hoping that I'll get a movie that shoots in Alabama so I can go back and kind of get a break from my city life.
— Nolan Gould
My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much.
— Dana Gould
It is somewhat remarkable that Cornwall has produced no musical genius of any note, and yet the Cornishman is akin to the Welshman and the Irishman.
— Sabine Baring-Gould
It is not just Gould's playing but the fact that he stopped playing, turned his back on the world, that fascinated Bernhard. It
— Thomas Bernhard
Always think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.
— Dana Gould
Having the ability to get and gain respect through your work is great but you have to be careful not to get carried away.
— Jay Gould
Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans ...
— Dana Gould
Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.
— Dana Gould
In the present, every day is a miracle.
— James Gould Cozzens
U201Che G-minor Symphony consists of eight remarkable measures surrounded by a half-hour of banality.
— Glenn Gould
Coming to terms with incest is not easy. Learning to be a survivor, not a victim, gives new meaning to life
— Lynette Gould
The most important thing to him is his drive, his purpose, his desire to give meaning to the experience of dying.
— Philip Gould
Real rebels are rarely anything but second rate outside their rebellion; the drain of time and temper is ruinous to any other accomplishment.
— James Gould Cozzens
That which does not kill you isn't finished.
— Dana Gould
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
— Dana Gould
There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.
— Dana Gould
The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.
— Dana Gould
There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.
— Dana Gould
I'm the Forrest Gump of comedy.
— Dana Gould
If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.
— Dana Gould
Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.
— Dana Gould
Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.
— Dana Gould
Science simply cannot adjudicate the issue of God's possible superintendence of nature.
— Stephen Jay Gould
I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.
— Dana Gould
In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.
— Dana Gould
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.
— Dana Gould
People may believe correct things for the damndest and weirdest of wrong reasons.
— Stephen Jay Gould
Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.
— Dana Gould
Arsene Wenger is sitting on the hot chair
— Bobby Gould
The magazine at the health food store said, Stop Aging! Isn't that what death is for? Trust me, we're all gonna stop aging ...
— Dana Gould
Always be suspicious of conclusions that reinforce uncritical hope and follow comforting traditions of Western thought.
— Stephen Jay Gould
Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.
— Dana Gould
No man need go blindly to destruction, for God has given him guidance and power of seeing whither he goes.
— Sabine Baring-Gould
So much of science proceeds by telling stories.
— Stephen Jay Gould
Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.
— Dana Gould
Mass extinctions may not threaten distant futures, but they are decidedly unpleasant for species caught up in the throes of their power.
— Stephen Jay Gould
The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot, just like they did when they showed Graham Taylor as an onion
— Bobby Gould
stillness that comes with snowfall
— R.J. Gould
Wisdom, Power and Goodness meet
In the bounteous field of wheat. — Hannah Flagg Gould
In the bounteous field of wheat. — Hannah Flagg Gould
Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.
— Dana Gould
I just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive.
— Dana Gould
What did you - " He swallowed. His voice was raspy. "What did you do to him?"
"Sightseeing. Your turn."
He shivered. "No, that's all right. — Steven Gould
"Sightseeing. Your turn."
He shivered. "No, that's all right. — Steven Gould
As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door ...
— Dana Gould
We pass through this world but once.
— Stephen Jay Gould
I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!
— Dana Gould
Power for men means the ability to make things happen ... The female definition of power is the ability not to have to please.
— Lois Gould
We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.
— Dana Gould
My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
— Dana Gould
I always assumed everybody shared my love for overcast skies. It came as a shock to find out that some people prefer sunshine.
— Glenn Gould
Mary Anning [is] probably the most important unsung (or inadequately sung) collecting force in the history of paleontology.
— Stephen Jay Gould
Evolution is a process of constant branching and expansion.
— Stephen Jay Gould
If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion.
— Dana Gould
Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.
— Dana Gould
Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.
— Dana Gould
...Long story longer...
— Dana Gould
Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.
— Dana Gould
If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.
— Dana Gould
They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward ...
— Dana Gould
Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.
— Dana Gould
Existential angst was far, far above her pay grade.
— Emily Gould
Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ...
— Dana Gould
Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.
— Dana Gould
Come on, somebody be brave.
— Dave Gould
As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.
— Dana Gould
Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
— Dana Gould
Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years ...
— Dana Gould
Steering is for people who know where they're going.
— Steven Gould
I like reading, writing, hiking, camping, free running, surfing, rock climbing, long boarding, and so much more.
— Nolan Gould
If the world could predict who the villains and heroes were going to be, the crisis wouldn't exist in the first place." They
— Deirdre Gould
A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.
— Dana Gould
When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.
— Dana Gould
True love stories have no endings... author unknown
— K.K. Gould
I used to pessimistically think I was going to die alone, but now I optimistically know I'm going to die hoping to meet someone.
— Dana Gould
It was really weird when I heard my voice coming out of a fish.
— Alexander Gould
It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?
— Dana Gould
I'm on my computer a lot, but I swear I have an excuse! I spend about nine hours on media a day, but seven or eight of those are doing my schoolwork.
— Nolan Gould
Revolutions usually begin as replacements for older certainties, and not as pristine discoveries in uncharted terrain.
— Stephen Jay Gould
Scientific questions cannot be decided by majority vote in any case.
— Stephen Jay Gould
I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.
— Dana Gould
Sure we fit. We wouldn't be here if we didn't. But the world wasn't made for us and it will endure without us.
— Stephen Jay Gould
[Bach is the] reason I became a musician
— Glenn Gould
In theory it may seem all right to some, but when it comes to being made the instrument of the Lord's vengeance, I myself don't like it.
— Robert Gould Shaw
I hardly recognize what I do well. I just do it.
— Stephen Jay Gould