The Covert Comic Quotes

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.

Every Friday is black where I work.

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

Secret 3963. It's only a sucking chest wound if you're not the shooter.

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.