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Happiness can be a cruel thing in the face of someone else's grief. — Sasha Gould

I'm always kind of hoping that I'll get a movie that shoots in Alabama so I can go back and kind of get a break from my city life. — Nolan Gould

My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much. — Dana Gould

It is somewhat remarkable that Cornwall has produced no musical genius of any note, and yet the Cornishman is akin to the Welshman and the Irishman. — Sabine Baring-Gould

It is not just Gould's playing but the fact that he stopped playing, turned his back on the world, that fascinated Bernhard. It — Thomas Bernhard

If you don't fix latent failures in your system, you're asking for trouble. — John Gould

Always think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face. — Dana Gould

I work to Glenn Gould in the morning and go to sleep listening to Parsifal. — Patti Smith

Having the ability to get and gain respect through your work is great but you have to be careful not to get carried away. — Jay Gould

Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans ... — Dana Gould

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day. — Dana Gould

In the present, every day is a miracle. — James Gould Cozzens

U201Che G-minor Symphony consists of eight remarkable measures surrounded by a half-hour of banality. — Glenn Gould

Coming to terms with incest is not easy. Learning to be a survivor, not a victim, gives new meaning to life — Lynette Gould

The most important thing to him is his drive, his purpose, his desire to give meaning to the experience of dying. — Philip Gould

Real rebels are rarely anything but second rate outside their rebellion; the drain of time and temper is ruinous to any other accomplishment. — James Gould Cozzens

That which does not kill you isn't finished. — Dana Gould

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath. — Jack Gould

There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas. — Dana Gould

The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger. — Dana Gould

There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store. — Dana Gould

I'm the Forrest Gump of comedy. — Dana Gould

If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer. — Dana Gould

Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'. — Dana Gould

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie? — Dana Gould

I'll never be alone, because I'll always have My Problems with me! — Dana Gould

Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships. — Dana Gould

Science simply cannot adjudicate the issue of God's possible superintendence of nature. — Stephen Jay Gould

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship. — Dana Gould

In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice. — Dana Gould

I don't approve of people who watch television, but I am one of them. — Glenn Gould

Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould

People may believe correct things for the damndest and weirdest of wrong reasons. — Stephen Jay Gould

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no. — Dana Gould

Arsene Wenger is sitting on the hot chair — Bobby Gould

The magazine at the health food store said, Stop Aging! Isn't that what death is for? Trust me, we're all gonna stop aging ... — Dana Gould

Always be suspicious of conclusions that reinforce uncritical hope and follow comforting traditions of Western thought. — Stephen Jay Gould

Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding. — Dana Gould

No man need go blindly to destruction, for God has given him guidance and power of seeing whither he goes. — Sabine Baring-Gould

You keep saying that. I'm not sure it means what you think it means. — Steven Gould

So much of science proceeds by telling stories. — Stephen Jay Gould

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone. — Dana Gould

Mass extinctions may not threaten distant futures, but they are decidedly unpleasant for species caught up in the throes of their power. — Stephen Jay Gould

The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot, just like they did when they showed Graham Taylor as an onion — Bobby Gould

stillness that comes with snowfall — R.J. Gould

Newcastle need a chief scout who is in unicism with the management — Bobby Gould

Wisdom, Power and Goodness meet
In the bounteous field of wheat. — Hannah Flagg Gould

Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones. — Dana Gould

I just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive. — Dana Gould

What did you - " He swallowed. His voice was raspy. "What did you do to him?"
"Sightseeing. Your turn."
He shivered. "No, that's all right. — Steven Gould

As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door ... — Dana Gould

When you break life down, it's about 100% time management. — Dana Gould

We pass through this world but once. — Stephen Jay Gould

I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies! — Dana Gould

Power for men means the ability to make things happen ... The female definition of power is the ability not to have to please. — Lois Gould

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes. — Dana Gould

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. — Dana Gould

I always assumed everybody shared my love for overcast skies. It came as a shock to find out that some people prefer sunshine. — Glenn Gould

The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone. — Dana Gould

Mary Anning [is] probably the most important unsung (or inadequately sung) collecting force in the history of paleontology. — Stephen Jay Gould

Evolution is a process of constant branching and expansion. — Stephen Jay Gould

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion. — Dana Gould

Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you. — Dana Gould

How we face death is at least as important as how we face life. — Ken L. Gould

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change. — Dana Gould

...Long story longer... — Dana Gould

Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack. — Dana Gould

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me. — Dana Gould

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward ... — Dana Gould

Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family. — Dana Gould

Existential angst was far, far above her pay grade. — Emily Gould

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... — Dana Gould

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles. — Dana Gould

Come on, somebody be brave. — Dave Gould

I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically. — Dana Gould

This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes. — Dana Gould

As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos. — Dana Gould

Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake. — Dana Gould

Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years ... — Dana Gould

Steering is for people who know where they're going. — Steven Gould

I like reading, writing, hiking, camping, free running, surfing, rock climbing, long boarding, and so much more. — Nolan Gould

If the world could predict who the villains and heroes were going to be, the crisis wouldn't exist in the first place." They — Deirdre Gould

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby. — Dana Gould

When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago. — Dana Gould

True love stories have no endings... author unknown — K.K. Gould

I used to pessimistically think I was going to die alone, but now I optimistically know I'm going to die hoping to meet someone. — Dana Gould

It was really weird when I heard my voice coming out of a fish. — Alexander Gould

I collect Hot Wheels. I collect glass. I collect coins. And I collect cards. — Nolan Gould

It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us? — Dana Gould

I'm on my computer a lot, but I swear I have an excuse! I spend about nine hours on media a day, but seven or eight of those are doing my schoolwork. — Nolan Gould

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation. — Dana Gould

Revolutions usually begin as replacements for older certainties, and not as pristine discoveries in uncharted terrain. — Stephen Jay Gould

Scientific questions cannot be decided by majority vote in any case. — Stephen Jay Gould

I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers. — Dana Gould

Sure we fit. We wouldn't be here if we didn't. But the world wasn't made for us and it will endure without us. — Stephen Jay Gould

[Bach is the] reason I became a musician — Glenn Gould

In theory it may seem all right to some, but when it comes to being made the instrument of the Lord's vengeance, I myself don't like it. — Robert Gould Shaw

I hardly recognize what I do well. I just do it. — Stephen Jay Gould

I find it so easy to get distracted - I try not to do more than one thing at any one time. — Elliott Gould