Good Funny Quotes

Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Good Funny

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Google+ Pinterest Share on Linkedin

Good Funny Quotes By Andy Richter: I want to get back and figure out I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good. Andy Richter
Good Funny Quotes By Jessamyn West: A good time for laughing is when you A good time for laughing is when you can. Jessamyn West
Good Funny Quotes By Mahsati Abdul: I am not fake, I am just too I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-: Mahsati Abdul
Good Funny Quotes By Nelson Jack: Being good has nothing to do with being Being good has nothing to do with being a Boy !!. Better is the latter! — Nelson Jack
Good Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: That Asian guy is really good at kicking. That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh
Good Funny Quotes By Karl Pilkington: I came up with a good idea ... I came up with a good idea ... see-through skin. — Karl Pilkington
Good Funny Quotes By David Letterman: They have dog food for constipated dogs. If They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman
Good Funny Quotes By Charles Dickens: A man can well afford to be as A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange! — Charles Dickens
Good Funny Quotes By Amy Summers: A brick can be used to represent the A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. — Amy Summers
Good Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I wish they made fajita cologne, because that I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'! — Mitch Hedberg
Good Funny Quotes By Mark Jackman: Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it's no good Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman
Good Funny Quotes By Raymond Benson: Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson
Good Funny Quotes By George Takei: I do find things funny. When you see I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei
Good Funny Quotes By Pamela Anderson: Size does matter. There's a lot of ways Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson
Good Funny Quotes By Kate Danley: Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite""Mindy, there Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite"

"Mindy, there is no boogeyman, "I said as I snuggled in to bed, " I hauled Carl in years ago. — Kate Danley
Good Funny Quotes By Michael Houbrick: Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer. — Michael Houbrick
Good Funny Quotes By Charles Bukowski: I feel no grief for being called somethingwhichI I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
Good Funny Quotes By Courtney Giardina: Love is a funny thing. It can make Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina
Good Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman
Good Funny Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth. — P.G. Wodehouse
Good Funny Quotes By John Berryman: Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow all their parts and come on again. They have to be killed. — John Berryman
Good Funny Quotes By Homer: Good things don't end in -eum; they end Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer
Good Funny Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: My condolences, you're still alive. My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Good Funny Quotes By Ed Rendell: If you have spent any time with Barack If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports. — Ed Rendell
Good Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found the bag. Bad news...I found the bag. — Rick Riordan
Good Funny Quotes By Kostya Tszyu: It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you. — Kostya Tszyu
Good Funny Quotes By Rob Reger: I forgot for a second that he was I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck — Rob Reger
Good Funny Quotes By Heath Ledger: I'm just not one of those naturally funny, I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. — Heath Ledger
Good Funny Quotes By Doug MacLeod: Are you sure this is a good idea?' Are you sure this is a good idea?' I ask.
'No,' says Amber. 'Let's do it. — Doug MacLeod
Good Funny Quotes By Howard Stern: Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern
Good Funny Quotes By David M. Evans: I happen to be very good with younger I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. — David M. Evans
Good Funny Quotes By Isaac Asimov: The first law of dietetics seems to be: The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. — Isaac Asimov
Good Funny Quotes By Buster Keaton: A comedian does funny things. A good comedian A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny. — Buster Keaton
Good Funny Quotes By Jenna Bush: From my dad ... I think we have From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny! — Jenna Bush
Good Funny Quotes By Chuck Noll: Good things come to those who hustle Good things come to those who hustle — Chuck Noll
Good Funny Quotes By Gaspar Noe: The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review. — Gaspar Noe
Good Funny Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: Never miss a party ... good for the Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Good Funny Quotes By C.S. Forester: I thank God daily for the good fortune I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester
Good Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx
Good Funny Quotes By Rich Vos: Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out. — Rich Vos
Good Funny Quotes By Ted Alexandro: I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro
Good Funny Quotes By Merrie Haskell: I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing a very good job of it. — Merrie Haskell
Good Funny Quotes By Auliq Ice: Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. — Auliq Ice
Good Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny, how one good cookie could calm the Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz
Good Funny Quotes By Hippocrates: To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy. To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy. — Hippocrates
Good Funny Quotes By Flip Wilson: Funny is not a color. Being black is Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. — Flip Wilson
Good Funny Quotes By Marlon Wayans: I'm good at coming up with wacky characters I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue. — Marlon Wayans
Good Funny Quotes By Geoffrey Knight: What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?"
Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight
Good Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman
Good Funny Quotes By Bianca Giovanni: You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker. — Bianca Giovanni
Good Funny Quotes By Miguel De Cervantes: Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it up. — Miguel De Cervantes
Good Funny Quotes By Derek Thompson: Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great. — Derek Thompson
Good Funny Quotes By Billy Corgan: A good artist is willing to die many A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. — Billy Corgan
Good Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Winny would spend all of his time practicing Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. — Steven Wright
Good Funny Quotes By Jason Reitman: It's funny, I can sit through the worst It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. — Jason Reitman
Good Funny Quotes By Kasie West: He looked at the cash siting there "What's He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time. — Kasie West
Good Funny Quotes By J. Michael Straczynski: A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument ... and the occasional bar fight. — J. Michael Straczynski
Good Funny Quotes By Cassandra Giovanni: Go take a shower, you smell like good Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret. — Cassandra Giovanni
Good Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: A couple weeks ago I was on the A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin
Good Funny Quotes By Lik Hock Yap: Its funny how we can go from good Its funny how we can go from good friends for months to strangers for years and best friends for hours. Plastic world, realistic people. — Lik Hock Yap
Good Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. — Woody Allen
Good Funny Quotes By Lauren Baker: I'm good at blowjob. I'm good at blowjob. — Lauren Baker
Good Funny Quotes By Kate Atkinson: It was funny because she thought of herself It was funny because she thought of herself as a good team player, although sometimes she suspected that no one else on her team did. — Kate Atkinson
Good Funny Quotes By Monica Murphy: I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy
Good Funny Quotes By Reba McEntire: Mama is funny. She has a great sense Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire
Good Funny Quotes By Tom Stoppard: I'm good at being funny. I'm good at being funny. — Tom Stoppard
Good Funny Quotes By Cher: You make good coffee ... You're a slob, You make good coffee ... You're a slob, but you make good coffee. — Cher
Good Funny Quotes By Freddie Mercury: No age is good to get married at. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. — Freddie Mercury
Good Funny Quotes By Seth Rogen: To me, what separates a funny movie from To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal. — Seth Rogen
Good Funny Quotes By George Lopez: Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez
Good Funny Quotes By Whoopi Goldberg: I don't like driving very much. That makes I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. — Whoopi Goldberg
Good Funny Quotes By Solange Nicole: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole
Good Funny Quotes By Jean Carroll: A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse. — Jean Carroll
Good Funny Quotes By Buffy Andrews: You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews
Good Funny Quotes By Kelly Moran: Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores. Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores. — Kelly Moran
Good Funny Quotes By John Krasinski: Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. — John Krasinski