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Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
— Bruce Coville
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
— Henny Youngman
I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work.
— Michael Emerson
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
— Milton Jones
It's funny because all through the '80s I didn't do TV and movies very much. I prided myself that I was making a living in the theater.
— Charles Kimbrough
I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone.
— Chanel West Coast
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny.
— Josh McDermitt
I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'
— Joss Whedon
They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
— Shawn Wayans
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
— Dave Attell
Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.
— Michelle Hodkin
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
— J. B. Smoove
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
— Frank Lloyd Wright
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
— Kristen Schaal
My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.
— Danny Masterson
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.
— Penn Jillette
The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas.
— Rob Manuel
Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
— Dave Willis
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show.
— Chelsea Handler
