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Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville

Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. — Rodney Atkins

I hate that there's never anyting good on TV on Saturday afternoons. It's like even the networks are trying to get you off your ass and have a life. — Julie Murphy

My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away. — Kate McKinnon

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television? — Henny Youngman

I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work. — Michael Emerson

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly

I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV! — Milton Jones

It's funny because all through the '80s I didn't do TV and movies very much. I prided myself that I was making a living in the theater. — Charles Kimbrough

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. — Chanel West Coast

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny. — Josh McDermitt

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.' — Joss Whedon

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV. — Shawn Wayans

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. — Dave Attell

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo. — Noel Fielding

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. — J. B. Smoove

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. — Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world! — Kristen Schaal

My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny. — Danny Masterson

It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette

The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas. — Rob Manuel

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad. — Kurt Vonnegut

Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV. — Dave Willis

I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny. — Mayim Bialik

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV. — Sam Levenson

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show. — Chelsea Handler

You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile dysfunction?" He glared down at her. "Has he considered taking your TV away? — Dana Marie Bell

When you truly have fun on the set it translates into a funny show on tv. — Olivia Stuck

I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen. — George Carlin