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Funny Tight Quotes By Gail Carson Levine: Fate...may...be...thwarted.

Fate...may...be...thwarted. — Gail Carson Levine

Funny Tight Quotes By Rob Delaney: I think your ambition for something changes as

I think your ambition for something changes as you go. — Rob Delaney

Funny Tight Quotes By Moira Young: She's packed her topside fundamentals so tight into

She's packed her topside fundamentals so tight into her low-cut dress that it's only a matter of time before she busts her banks. — Moira Young

Funny Tight Quotes By Phillips Brooks: Christmas day is a day of joy and

Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both. — Phillips Brooks

Funny Tight Quotes By John Powell: He who has no inclination to learn more

He who has no inclination to learn more will be very apt to think that he knows enough. — John Powell

Funny Tight Quotes By Freeman Dyson: We must be careful not to discourage our

We must be careful not to discourage our twelve-year-olds by making them waste the best years of their lives preparing for examinations. — Freeman Dyson

Funny Tight Quotes By Eric Schmidt: I used to say that you'll have 10

I used to say that you'll have 10 IP address on your body ... and it looks like that's going to happen through medical monitoring. — Eric Schmidt

Funny Tight Quotes By Marsha Blackburn: Small business owners that are female, that is

Small business owners that are female, that is their number one problem, is access to capital. — Marsha Blackburn

Funny Tight Quotes By Alice Cooper: All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies.

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things. — Alice Cooper

Funny Tight Quotes By Mark A. Cooper: I can see why they named that ballet

I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight. — Mark A. Cooper

Funny Tight Quotes By Wes Anderson: The movies I make tend not to be

The movies I make tend not to be quite reality but the characters are inspired by real people and they're always very personal. — Wes Anderson

Funny Tight Quotes By Stephanie Pearl-McPhee: The rules of Canadian engagement say that if

The rules of Canadian engagement say that if we encounter a celebrity, we have to pretend we're not encountering a celebrity. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Funny Tight Quotes By Eminem: Trust is hard to come by. That's why

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem

Funny Tight Quotes By Lefty Gomez: A lot of things run through your head

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?" — Lefty Gomez

Funny Tight Quotes By August Strindberg: Life is not so idiotically mathematical that only

Life is not so idiotically mathematical that only the big eat the small; it is just as common for a bee to kill a lion or at least to drive it mad. — August Strindberg

Funny Tight Quotes By Rick Yancey: Hold on tight, Sam." He puts me in

Hold on tight, Sam." He puts me in a choke hold. "Ahhh," I gasp. "Not that tight. — Rick Yancey