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Hope is like a balloon. It seems like it swells up just so someone else can pop it in your face.
— Betsy Schow
As for my feet, the little feet
You used to call so pretty,
There's one, I know, in Bedford Row,
The t'other's in the City. — Thomas Hood
You used to call so pretty,
There's one, I know, in Bedford Row,
The t'other's in the City. — Thomas Hood
'Soul Plane' put me in a position to succeed. I'm glad I had the opportunity to be the lead man.
— Kevin Hart
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
— Paula Poundstone
The truth is that you are as unique on the inside as you are on the outside.
— Jillian Michaels
God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings.
— Edwin Percy Whipple
Victory occurs when you let God fight your battles.
— Jim George
I fed my yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female yak. I made it my pet after that.
— Brian Blessed
Faith is not jumping to conclusions. It is concluding to jump.
— W.T. Purkiser
There's a distinct bitter aftertaste of Lady's Gown in the tea, and I welcome it. Anything to sleep without dreaming.
— Cat Hellisen
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
— Ann Landers
What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!
— Dusty Rhodes