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Funny Thankful For Quotes By Betsy Schow: Hope is like a balloon. It seems like

Hope is like a balloon. It seems like it swells up just so someone else can pop it in your face. — Betsy Schow

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Amy Weber: I just think I have always had a

I just think I have always had a good attitude about everything and never got ahead of myself. No one wants to work with a jerk. — Amy Weber

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Thomas Hood: As for my feet, the little feetYou used

As for my feet, the little feet
You used to call so pretty,
There's one, I know, in Bedford Row,
The t'other's in the City. — Thomas Hood

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Kevin Hart: 'Soul Plane' put me in a position to

'Soul Plane' put me in a position to succeed. I'm glad I had the opportunity to be the lead man. — Kevin Hart

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Aimee Bender: It is so often surprising, who rescues you

It is so often surprising, who rescues you at your lowest moments. — Aimee Bender

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Paula Poundstone: I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag,

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. — Paula Poundstone

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Jillian Michaels: The truth is that you are as unique

The truth is that you are as unique on the inside as you are on the outside. — Jillian Michaels

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Edwin Percy Whipple: God is glorified, not by our groans, but

God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings. — Edwin Percy Whipple

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Lottie Moon: I would I had a thousand lives that

I would I had a thousand lives that I might give them to ... China! — Lottie Moon

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Jim George: Victory occurs when you let God fight your

Victory occurs when you let God fight your battles. — Jim George

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Brian Blessed: I fed my yak on my spare Cadbury

I fed my yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female yak. I made it my pet after that. — Brian Blessed

Funny Thankful For Quotes By W.T. Purkiser: Faith is not jumping to conclusions. It is

Faith is not jumping to conclusions. It is concluding to jump. — W.T. Purkiser

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Cat Hellisen: There's a distinct bitter aftertaste of Lady's Gown

There's a distinct bitter aftertaste of Lady's Gown in the tea, and I welcome it. Anything to sleep without dreaming. — Cat Hellisen

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Ann Landers: A person doesn't know how much he has

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it. — Ann Landers

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Nancy Friday: Our culture raises us to seek success but

Our culture raises us to seek success but we are not taught how to live with it. — Nancy Friday

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Dusty Rhodes: What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!

What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!! — Dusty Rhodes

Funny Thankful For Quotes By Busta Rhymes: Funny how the love be fake ... but

Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.
Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'. — Busta Rhymes