Funny Surprising Quotes

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising. — Craig Charles

Our demons are friends, — Tan Redding

On the whole the American theater, dominated by men, does not perceive women fighting for their lives as a central issue. — Marsha Norman

And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race. — Murray Walker

She's smiling that smile they smile before they grow bosoms. — Rebecca Wells

You 'accidentally' touched his bottom? Didn't that happen when you last saw him as
well? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem. — Twisted Hilarity

I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation. — Pharrell Williams

Boys, it is just like the Alamo. Somebody should have by God helped those Texans. I'm going to Vietnam. — Lyndon B. Johnson

It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place. — Gwen Ifill

In my particular instance, I came from a family that didn't have anything. Everything I earned in life I made. Myself. With songs that I wrote. — Billy Corgan

I'll graduate high school with a major in Cynicism & a minor in Irritation. — Chelsea Pitcher

The Zionist Tulsa Jew who's pugnacious is a reality. I grew up around it. And I think it's really, really funny and surprising and unlikely. — Edward Norton

I have been a lifelong stutterer, and when I was young, I experienced some very difficult times. — Frank Wolf

Every man has got to have something all his own or he isn't a man" - Adam Twist, PI — Myron Night

You know, I've released some great records and I've released some dogs. But frankly, the fun is in creating the thing. — Phil Collins

Funny how life had its little ways of surprising you. Little quirks of fate. — Lev Grossman

Slowly poetry becomes visual because it paints images, but it is also musical: it unites two arts into one. — Eugenio Montale

The more desperately we try to be good and wonderful and perfect, the more the Shadow develops a definite will to be black and evil and destructive — Haruki Murakami