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Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. — Homer

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. — Homer

I try to respect everybody out here: players, caddies, fans, media. — Phil Mickelson

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny. — Seth MacFarlane

Canada entered World War I as a colony and came out a nation ... — Bruce Hutchison

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. — Matt Groening

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. — Matt Groening

Well, I'm a Catholic by birth and you can never shed it. — Morrissey

We're all born with a unique gift, and it's up to us to find and exploit that gift. — Ikish Mullens

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff. — Matt Groening

Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed. — Dana Gould

You sound so reasonable for a man who's been jilted. Can't you sound a bit angry? You just lost the best sex of your life. Punch a wall or something! — Bronwyn Scott

Operator! Give me the number for 911! — Dan Castellaneta

The strong must protect the sweet. — Homer

The one place where I'm allowed to rebel, and the one place where I'm allowed to not worry about censoring myself is my music. — Taylor Swift

The minister goes stiffly in As if the house were his, — Emily Dickinson

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

Lies breed distrust, and distrust brings conflict. — Robin Jarvis

People who regularly abuse power don't like being laughed at'. — Pieter-Dirk Uys

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

My main area of activism is the death penalty, and it will continue to be once this crisis is over with. — Steve Earle

You're just not thinking fourth dimensionally. — Doc Brown Back To The Future III

I can't believe you gave me twenty minutes notice to meet your family! I could kill you right now! — Jamie McGuire

We enjoy sailing small boats, two of which I have designed and built myself. — Martin Ryle

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer

The ultimate fighter does not rely on his hands or feet to defeat his opponent, but rather his mind. — M.J. Stoddard

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. — Homer