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Funny Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Homer: I was working on a flat tax proposal

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. — Homer

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Homer: If it doesn't have siamese twins in a

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. — Homer

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Phil Mickelson: I try to respect everybody out here: players,

I try to respect everybody out here: players, caddies, fans, media. — Phil Mickelson

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Seth MacFarlane: The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be.

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny. — Seth MacFarlane

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Bruce Hutchison: Canada entered World War I as a colony

Canada entered World War I as a colony and came out a nation ... — Bruce Hutchison

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Homer: If something's hard to do, then it's not

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: I thought I had an appetite for destruction,

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. — Matt Groening

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Homer: I've always wondered if there was a God.

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. — Matt Groening

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Morrissey: Well, I'm a Catholic by birth and you

Well, I'm a Catholic by birth and you can never shed it. — Morrissey

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Ikish Mullens: We're all born with a unique gift, and

We're all born with a unique gift, and it's up to us to find and exploit that gift. — Ikish Mullens

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: We've got a bunch of new writers now

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff. — Matt Groening

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Dana Gould: Twitter is not a good place for people

Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed. — Dana Gould

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Bronwyn Scott: You sound so reasonable for a man who's

You sound so reasonable for a man who's been jilted. Can't you sound a bit angry? You just lost the best sex of your life. Punch a wall or something! — Bronwyn Scott

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Dan Castellaneta: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911! — Dan Castellaneta

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Homer: The strong must protect the sweet.

The strong must protect the sweet. — Homer

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Taylor Swift: The one place where I'm allowed to rebel,

The one place where I'm allowed to rebel, and the one place where I'm allowed to not worry about censoring myself is my music. — Taylor Swift

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Emily Dickinson: The minister goes stiffly in As if the

The minister goes stiffly in As if the house were his, — Emily Dickinson

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Robin Jarvis: Lies breed distrust, and distrust brings conflict.

Lies breed distrust, and distrust brings conflict. — Robin Jarvis

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Pieter-Dirk Uys: People who regularly abuse power don't like being

People who regularly abuse power don't like being laughed at'. — Pieter-Dirk Uys

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Homer: But you can't stop at one, you wanna

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Steve Earle: My main area of activism is the death

My main area of activism is the death penalty, and it will continue to be once this crisis is over with. — Steve Earle

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Doc Brown Back To The Future III: You're just not thinking fourth dimensionally.

You're just not thinking fourth dimensionally. — Doc Brown Back To The Future III

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Jamie McGuire: I can't believe you gave me twenty minutes

I can't believe you gave me twenty minutes notice to meet your family! I could kill you right now! — Jamie McGuire

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Martin Ryle: We enjoy sailing small boats, two of which

We enjoy sailing small boats, two of which I have designed and built myself. — Martin Ryle

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Good things don't end in -eum; they end

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer

Funny Simpsons Quotes By M.J. Stoddard: The ultimate fighter does not rely on his

The ultimate fighter does not rely on his hands or feet to defeat his opponent, but rather his mind. — M.J. Stoddard

Funny Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. — Homer