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I'm in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn't even know I exist. And what's worse, she can prove it.

I was high on life but eventually I built up a tolerance.

I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.

I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.

A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being. And it needs to be carefully tricked into doing things.

I hate all generalisations.

I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt.

I just got a new iPod. It's got 80 gigabytes. Because I like to jog for three weeks at a time and I do not want to hear the same song twice.