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You think you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it's only some bugger with a torch bringing you more work.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.

Nicknames, are bad...names.

So my motto would be, 'Be careful,'cause there's always someone ready to step into your shoes ... and do your job better ... than you ... do it.

Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.