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Funny Paper Cut Quotes By Isabelle Rowan: What exactly is it you want?

What exactly is it you want? — Isabelle Rowan

Funny Paper Cut Quotes By Don Adams: I've been paying alimony since I was 14

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much. — Don Adams

Funny Paper Cut Quotes By Tank Abbott: When I go in there, I'm not going

When I go in there, I'm not going in there to win. I'm going in there to fight! — Tank Abbott

Funny Paper Cut Quotes By Stephen Wolfram: Stephen Wolfram is the creator of Mathematica and

Stephen Wolfram is the creator of Mathematica and is widely regarded as the most important innovator in scientific and technical computing today. — Stephen Wolfram

Funny Paper Cut Quotes By Frederick Lenz: If you are in a state of mind

If you are in a state of mind in which all things are one, then you can spend your time in lingerie shops. — Frederick Lenz

Funny Paper Cut Quotes By William Shakespeare: There is not one wise man in twenty

There is not one wise man in twenty that will praise himself. — William Shakespeare

Funny Paper Cut Quotes By Drake: It's important for me to let my fans

It's important for me to let my fans know I really don't care. I'm confident. — Drake

Funny Paper Cut Quotes By Steven Wright: I have a paper cut from writing my

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start ... — Steven Wright

Funny Paper Cut Quotes By Giuseppe Bianco: It doesn't matter how a novel was printed.

It doesn't matter how a novel was printed. What matters are the words in between the pages. — Giuseppe Bianco

Funny Paper Cut Quotes By J. Michael Straczynski: It was the dawn of the third age

It was the dawn of the third age of mankind ... — J. Michael Straczynski

Funny Paper Cut Quotes By Bangambiki Habyarimana: Death is the great equalizer

Death is the great equalizer — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Funny Paper Cut Quotes By Sydney J. Harris: We truly possess only what we are able

We truly possess only what we are able to renounce; otherwise, we are simply possessed by our possessions. — Sydney J. Harris