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If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
— Steven Wright
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.
— Tracy Morgan
What we call as burden of life is nothing but the human failure on the matter of creating a just world!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
But Fate does iron wedges drive,And always crowds itself betwixt. — Andrew Marvell
It's all very well for such a person to whine and moan and criticize other family members, but they won't let anyone else do it.
— Markus Zusak
He was insulting her sex but complimenting her personally. Was she supposed to simper with gratitude?
— Mary Balogh
We are forced to participate in the games of life before we can possibly learn how to use the options in the rules governing them.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor.
— Tupac Shakur
When a shadow flits across the landscape of the soul where is the substance?
— Henry David Thoreau
I remember when metal was something you really had to search out, and now I hear it on car commercials.
— Trevor Dunn
I think that if you're doing something that's important, that's significant in your life, it takes some of the pain away.
— Miley Cyrus
