Funny He Man Quotes

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Funny He Man Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: The man may not be dead, but he The man may not be dead, but he was certainly stiff. And this had nothing to do with rigor mortis. Sherrilyn Kenyon
Funny He Man Quotes By J. Lynn: Very nice and funny, but he put the Very nice and funny, but he put the 'or' in man-whore. J. Lynn
Funny He Man Quotes By Charles Dickens: A man can well afford to be as A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange! — Charles Dickens
Funny He Man Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Our ice cream man was found lying on Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper
Funny He Man Quotes By Bob Phillips: He took his misfortune like a man - He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife. — Bob Phillips
Funny He Man Quotes By G. Gordon Liddy: A liberal is someone who feels a great A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. — G. Gordon Liddy
Funny He Man Quotes By Stephen King: Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King
Funny He Man Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: He is not an ideal husband. I am He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova
Funny He Man Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Many a man was caused to perish by Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Funny He Man Quotes By Margaret Smith: My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? — Margaret Smith
Funny He Man Quotes By William Cosmo Monkhouse: There once was an old man of Lyme There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse
Funny He Man Quotes By Kevin Hart: My baby is weird man ... when he My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart
Funny He Man Quotes By Gena Showalter: Dallas popped his jaw. I do not cackle. Dallas popped his jaw. I do not cackle. I bitch like a he-man. — Gena Showalter
Funny He Man Quotes By Henny Youngman: I know a man who is a diamond I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium. — Henny Youngman
Funny He Man Quotes By Noel Fielding: They call me the confuser. Is he a They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind. — Noel Fielding
Funny He Man Quotes By Clarence Darrow: Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. — Clarence Darrow
Funny He Man Quotes By Stephen King: I used to laugh at that old wheeze I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King
Funny He Man Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Bizet was a very young man when he Bizet was a very young man when he composed this symphony, so play it softly. — Eugene Ormandy
Funny He Man Quotes By Robert Frost: It's a funny thing that when a man It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. — Robert Frost
Funny He Man Quotes By Claire LaZebnik: "And then we played Ping-Pong - ""Not pool? "And then we played Ping-Pong - "
"Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiards man - I mean, it's so handy the way he keeps a stick up his - — Claire LaZebnik
Funny He Man Quotes By Harold Lloyd: The man who tries to be funny is The man who tries to be funny is lost. To lose one's naturalness is always to lose the sympathy of your audience. — Harold Lloyd
Funny He Man Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I asked my old man if I could I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer." — Rodney Dangerfield
Funny He Man Quotes By Rick Riordan: He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink! — Rick Riordan
Funny He Man Quotes By Mike Myers: My father was a very funny man, and My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour. — Mike Myers
Funny He Man Quotes By Charles Barkley: Christian is going to be the strongest man Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys. — Charles Barkley
Funny He Man Quotes By Peter De Vries: Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came. — Peter De Vries
Funny He Man Quotes By Henny Youngman: In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!" — Henny Youngman
Funny He Man Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? — Patrick Rothfuss
Funny He Man Quotes By W.C. Fields: No man is the boss of his own No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead. — W.C. Fields
Funny He Man Quotes By Tommy Cooper: A guy walks into a pub with a A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. — Tommy Cooper
Funny He Man Quotes By Hannah Harrington: I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset. — Hannah Harrington
Funny He Man Quotes By Chic Murray: A Scot is a man who keeps the A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on. — Chic Murray
Funny He Man Quotes By Mark Twain: We like a man to come right out We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him. — Mark Twain
Funny He Man Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: All men are tragic ... All men are All men are tragic ... All men are comic ... Every man is important if he loses his life; and every man is funny if he loses his hat. — G.K. Chesterton
Funny He Man Quotes By Henny Youngman: I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away. — Henny Youngman
Funny He Man Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish man bought a zebra for a A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot! — Henny Youngman
Funny He Man Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish man had his vasectomy done at A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman
Funny He Man Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I told my wife a man is like I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield
Funny He Man Quotes By Dylan Moran: He looks like a horse in a man He looks like a horse in a man costume! — Dylan Moran
Funny He Man Quotes By Frank Carson: I am accusing him of stealing my best I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. — Frank Carson
Funny He Man Quotes By Cuthbert Soup: He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants! — Cuthbert Soup
Funny He Man Quotes By Staci Hart: He was funny, smart, charming...and a monumental slut. He was funny, smart, charming...and a monumental slut. Dean had all the makings of a man-sized Venus Flytrap. -Lex — Staci Hart
Funny He Man Quotes By Josh Lanyon: I was surprised he didn't just spit the I was surprised he didn't just spit the nails into the wood like Popeye the Sailor Man. — Josh Lanyon
Funny He Man Quotes By Gilbert K. Chesterton: Every man is important if he loses his Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Funny He Man Quotes By Noel Gallagher: He's like a man with a fork, in He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam) — Noel Gallagher
Funny He Man Quotes By Holly Hood: It was a little difficult to take him It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's man. — Holly Hood
Funny He Man Quotes By Rob Thomas: The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role. — Rob Thomas
Funny He Man Quotes By W.C. Fields: It's a funny old world. A man's lucky It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive. — W.C. Fields
Funny He Man Quotes By Henny Youngman: He is the only man I ever met He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face. — Henny Youngman
Funny He Man Quotes By Peter Matthiessen: Webster said, 'Time them skeeters get done with Webster said, 'Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do. — Peter Matthiessen
Funny He Man Quotes By Caroline George: Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real."Yes, Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George