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A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
You wound me in other ways, Nathan
— Sally Green
The IPCC - and all the mainstream media and environmental extremists who cite it uncritically - really have become a joke in the scientific community.
— Joseph L. Bast
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[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover.
— Adrienne Wilder
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
— Brigid Brophy
Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.
— James Randi
I truly love you, Ian. With my whole soul, I love you." - Wanda"I truly love you, too, my Wanderer." - Ian O' Shea — Stephenie Meyer
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
A fart in the face is love.
— James Kidd
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Sometimes I feel very young, and other times I feel like the side of a ship that's got a bunch of layers of mussels and barnacles on it.
— John Darnielle
My aim here is to put a human face - a child's face - on the "collateral damage" of gun violence in America.
— Gary Younge
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
— Janet Evanovich
He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James
— Marthe Jocelyn
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.
— Britney Spears
If sound doctrine is given up, the real Gospel of redemption by the blood of the Son of God is denied, worldliness follows.
— Arno C. Gaebelein
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
— Ryan Hansen
You know, you're pretty when you smile," she said, patting the side of his cheek. "Fierce, woman. I am fierce."
"If you say so. — Gena Showalter
Life is a suffering. We suffer because we exist. So enjoy the sufferings with love to make life worthwhile to suffer for.
— Debasish Mridha
Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
— Mark Hoppus
I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.
— Pawan Mishra
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
— Frank Carson
Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
— Mark A. Cooper