Funny Fart Quotes & Sayings
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A fart in the face is love. —
James Kidd

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart. —
Thabang Gideon Magaola

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. —
Jonathan Tropper

Sometimes I feel very young, and other times I feel like the side of a ship that's got a bunch of layers of mussels and barnacles on it. —
John Darnielle

My aim here is to put a human face - a child's face - on the "collateral damage" of gun violence in America. —
Gary Younge

Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind. —
Mario Puzo

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? —
Janet Evanovich

He arches his back because when you forgive, the body says, Thank God. —
Edmond Manning

He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James —
Marthe Jocelyn

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner. —
Britney Spears

If sound doctrine is given up, the real Gospel of redemption by the blood of the Son of God is denied, worldliness follows. —
Arno C. Gaebelein

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop. —
Ryan Hansen

If ignorance is bliss, than knowledge is blissful enlightenment or a serious pain in the butt - depends on how I feel on any particular day! —
M.P. Sharma

You know, you're pretty when you smile," she said, patting the side of his cheek.
"Fierce, woman. I am fierce."
"If you say so. —
Gena Showalter

Life is a suffering. We suffer because we exist. So enjoy the sufferings with love to make life worthwhile to suffer for. —
Debasish Mridha

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny. —
Mark Hoppus

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. —
Pawan Mishra

I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. —
Frank Carson

Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away. —
Mark A. Cooper