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Funny Fart Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death. Michael Bassey Johnson
Funny Fart Quotes By Sally Green: You wound me in other ways, Nathan You wound me in other ways, Nathan Sally Green
Funny Fart Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: [the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that [the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover. Adrienne Wilder
Funny Fart Quotes By James Randi: Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand. Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand. James Randi
Funny Fart Quotes By Faye Kellerman: That is a fart without wind ... in That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny. Faye Kellerman
Funny Fart Quotes By James Kidd: A fart in the face is love. A fart in the face is love. — James Kidd
Funny Fart Quotes By Thabang Gideon Magaola: If people are talking behind your back, then If people are talking behind your back, then just fart. — Thabang Gideon Magaola
Funny Fart Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper
Funny Fart Quotes By John Darnielle: Sometimes I feel very young, and other times Sometimes I feel very young, and other times I feel like the side of a ship that's got a bunch of layers of mussels and barnacles on it. — John Darnielle
Funny Fart Quotes By Gary Younge: My aim here is to put a human My aim here is to put a human face - a child's face - on the "collateral damage" of gun violence in America. — Gary Younge
Funny Fart Quotes By Mario Puzo: Actions defined a man; words were a fart Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind. — Mario Puzo
Funny Fart Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich
Funny Fart Quotes By Edmond Manning: He arches his back because when you forgive, He arches his back because when you forgive, the body says, Thank God. — Edmond Manning
Funny Fart Quotes By Marthe Jocelyn: He had a real mother, and a stepfather He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James — Marthe Jocelyn
Funny Fart Quotes By Britney Spears: As pissed as a fart in a vacuum As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner. — Britney Spears
Funny Fart Quotes By Arno C. Gaebelein: If sound doctrine is given up, the real If sound doctrine is given up, the real Gospel of redemption by the blood of the Son of God is denied, worldliness follows. — Arno C. Gaebelein
Funny Fart Quotes By Ryan Hansen: Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop. — Ryan Hansen
Funny Fart Quotes By M.P. Sharma: If ignorance is bliss, than knowledge is blissful If ignorance is bliss, than knowledge is blissful enlightenment or a serious pain in the butt - depends on how I feel on any particular day! — M.P. Sharma
Funny Fart Quotes By Gena Showalter: You know, you're pretty when you smile," she You know, you're pretty when you smile," she said, patting the side of his cheek.
"Fierce, woman. I am fierce."
"If you say so. — Gena Showalter
Funny Fart Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Life is a suffering. We suffer because we Life is a suffering. We suffer because we exist. So enjoy the sufferings with love to make life worthwhile to suffer for. — Debasish Mridha
Funny Fart Quotes By Mark Hoppus: Farts and poop are still funny and will Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny. — Mark Hoppus
Funny Fart Quotes By Pawan Mishra: I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra
Funny Fart Quotes By Frank Carson: I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. — Frank Carson
Funny Fart Quotes By Mark A. Cooper: Ela did you just fart? Because you just Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away. — Mark A. Cooper