Funny Fart Quotes

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death. — Michael Bassey Johnson

You wound me in other ways, Nathan — Sally Green

The IPCC - and all the mainstream media and environmental extremists who cite it uncritically - really have become a joke in the scientific community. — Joseph L. Bast

[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover. — Adrienne Wilder

I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals. — Brigid Brophy

Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand. — James Randi

I truly love you, Ian. With my whole soul, I love you." - Wanda
"I truly love you, too, my Wanderer." - Ian O' Shea — Stephenie Meyer

That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny. — Faye Kellerman

A fart in the face is love. — James Kidd

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart. — Thabang Gideon Magaola

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

Sometimes I feel very young, and other times I feel like the side of a ship that's got a bunch of layers of mussels and barnacles on it. — John Darnielle

My aim here is to put a human face - a child's face - on the "collateral damage" of gun violence in America. — Gary Younge

Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind. — Mario Puzo

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

He arches his back because when you forgive, the body says, Thank God. — Edmond Manning

He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James — Marthe Jocelyn

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner. — Britney Spears

If sound doctrine is given up, the real Gospel of redemption by the blood of the Son of God is denied, worldliness follows. — Arno C. Gaebelein

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop. — Ryan Hansen

If ignorance is bliss, than knowledge is blissful enlightenment or a serious pain in the butt - depends on how I feel on any particular day! — M.P. Sharma

You know, you're pretty when you smile," she said, patting the side of his cheek.
"Fierce, woman. I am fierce."
"If you say so. — Gena Showalter

Life is a suffering. We suffer because we exist. So enjoy the sufferings with love to make life worthwhile to suffer for. — Debasish Mridha

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny. — Mark Hoppus

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra

I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. — Frank Carson

Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away. — Mark A. Cooper