Funny Dating Quotes

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Funny Dating Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Funny Dating Quotes By Sophia Dembling: Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling
Funny Dating Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I realized I'd only seen him at night I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend. — Augusten Burroughs
Funny Dating Quotes By N.R. Walker: When I opened the door, Andrew was standing When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker
Funny Dating Quotes By Frederick Engles: Have these gentlemen ever seen a revolution? Have these gentlemen ever seen a revolution? — Frederick Engles
Funny Dating Quotes By Russell Beland: Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland
Funny Dating Quotes By Hazel Cartwright: Tip#27Kiss a girl if you're a female,If you're Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

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It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright
Funny Dating Quotes By Susan Kay: Death was the ultimate power and I his Death was the ultimate power and I his eager, willing apprentice. — Susan Kay
Funny Dating Quotes By Lenny Bruce: My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. — Lenny Bruce
Funny Dating Quotes By Lisa Daily: I'd like to say I'm not dressed up I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily
Funny Dating Quotes By Kelly Link: Becka was almost good looking enough to be Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows. — Kelly Link
Funny Dating Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Funny Dating Quotes By Mia Hamm: I am a member of the team, and I am a member of the team, and I rely on the team, I defer to it and sacrifice for it, because the team, not the individual, is the ultimate champion. — Mia Hamm
Funny Dating Quotes By Warren Buffett: It's never paid to bet against America. We It's never paid to bet against America. We come through things, but its not always a smooth ride. — Warren Buffett
Funny Dating Quotes By Lucy Liu: Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. — Lucy Liu
Funny Dating Quotes By Joseph Campbell: One looks, looks long, and the world comes One looks, looks long, and the world comes in. — Joseph Campbell
Funny Dating Quotes By Sabaa Tahir: So long as you fight in the darkness, So long as you fight in the darkness, you stand in the light. — Sabaa Tahir
Funny Dating Quotes By Lauren Kate: I try to hook you up every day. I try to hook you up every day. What's the point of calendars without dates? — Lauren Kate
Funny Dating Quotes By Helen Fielding: It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding
Funny Dating Quotes By Harry Connick Jr.: In my life I find that memories of In my life I find that memories of the spirit linger and sweeten long after memories of the brain have faded. — Harry Connick Jr.
Funny Dating Quotes By Anne Robinson: I am dating, but it is hard to I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding. — Anne Robinson
Funny Dating Quotes By Chris Pine: I do like dating cynics - they tend I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny. — Chris Pine
Funny Dating Quotes By Edgerrin James: All my life has been about proving myself. All my life has been about proving myself. — Edgerrin James
Funny Dating Quotes By Dennis Merritt Jones: Mindfulness Makes the Mystery Meaningful Mindfulness Makes the Mystery Meaningful — Dennis Merritt Jones
Funny Dating Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: You know you've reached the end of a You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Funny Dating Quotes By Milan Kundera: And there lies the horror: the past we And there lies the horror: the past we remember is devoid of time. Impossible to reexperience a love the way we reread a book or resee a film. — Milan Kundera