Funny Dating Quotes
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Funny Dating Quotes & Sayings
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I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date.
— Juliann Whicker
Consider all the past as nothing, and say, like David: Now I begin to love my God.
— Saint Francis De Sales
Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.Liv was horrified. — Danika Stone
A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.
— Adam Young
Let nothing be done in your life, which will cause you fear if it becomes known to your neighbor.
— Epicurus
All my life has been about proving myself.
— Edgerrin James
I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.
— Anne Robinson
Mindfulness Makes the Mystery Meaningful
— Dennis Merritt Jones
You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In my life I find that memories of the spirit linger and sweeten long after memories of the brain have faded.
— Harry Connick Jr.
It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.
— Helen Fielding
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
And there lies the horror: the past we remember is devoid of time. Impossible to reexperience a love the way we reread a book or resee a film.
— Milan Kundera
One looks, looks long, and the world comes in.
— Joseph Campbell
It's never paid to bet against America. We come through things, but its not always a smooth ride.
— Warren Buffett
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
— Lenny Bruce
Tip#27Kiss a girl if you're a female,
If you're a single male kiss a Guy
(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
Have these gentlemen ever seen a revolution?
— Frederick Engles
I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend.
— Augusten Burroughs
Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert.
— Sophia Dembling