Funny Cosby Quotes
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I wanted to shove her typewriter on the floor. I hated it and I hated her. I wanted to be a Cosby.
— Augusten Burroughs
Perfecting the past blurs your focus of the future.
— Marvin Davis
I'm inspired by people who are unapologetically themselves, from Bill Cosby to Fahim Anwar. Just funny people.
— Jerrod Carmichael
This must be what feelings are. This is why people write poems! I get it now.
I get it, and I want more. — Laini Taylor
I get it, and I want more. — Laini Taylor
So we might say that the most important thing one can acquire in college is a well-functioning bullshit meter.
— Andrew Delbanco
George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work.
— Bill Cosby
I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'
— Joan Rivers
What is called modern today, tomorrow will be history. What ever you allow to display, don't make of it a mystery.
— A. Saleh
gray hair is gods graffiti
— Bill Cosby
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
— Bill Cosby
All I know is, if I don't care about the poor, if my church doesn't care about the poor, that's evil.
— Timothy Keller
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
— Bill Cosby
The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."
— Bill Cosby
Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD.
— Flynn Meaney
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.
— Bill Engvall
I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there.
— Bill Cosby
Never forget to stop and drink the beauty of roses to get drunk for a few moments of life.
— Debasish Mridha
It's all about escapism. That's essentially what all movies are about. It's a vicarious thrill.
— Todd Phillips
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
— Bill Cosby
I've got six months to sort out the hackers, get the Japanese knotweed under control and find an acceptable form of narcissus.
— Jasper Fforde
Bhrigu bent forward. 'Fate controls only the weak, Your Highness. The strong mould the providence they want.' Dilipa
— Amish Tripathi
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
— Bill Cosby
I like having the dough to come and go as I please.
— Bruce Willis