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I wanted to shove her typewriter on the floor. I hated it and I hated her. I wanted to be a Cosby. — Augusten Burroughs

Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago! — Bill Cosby

The longer you hold onto an apology, the harder it is to give. — David Arnold

Perfecting the past blurs your focus of the future. — Marvin Davis

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children. — Bill Cosby

I'm inspired by people who are unapologetically themselves, from Bill Cosby to Fahim Anwar. Just funny people. — Jerrod Carmichael

This must be what feelings are. This is why people write poems! I get it now.
I get it, and I want more. — Laini Taylor

So we might say that the most important thing one can acquire in college is a well-functioning bullshit meter. — Andrew Delbanco

George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work. — Bill Cosby

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.' — Joan Rivers

What is called modern today, tomorrow will be history. What ever you allow to display, don't make of it a mystery. — A. Saleh

gray hair is gods graffiti — Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. — Bill Cosby

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. — Bill Cosby

All I know is, if I don't care about the poor, if my church doesn't care about the poor, that's evil. — Timothy Keller

If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. — Bill Cosby

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse." — Bill Cosby

Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD. — Flynn Meaney

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color. — Bill Engvall

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. — Bill Cosby

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there. — Bill Cosby

Never forget to stop and drink the beauty of roses to get drunk for a few moments of life. — Debasish Mridha

It's all about escapism. That's essentially what all movies are about. It's a vicarious thrill. — Todd Phillips

For someone named Alice, you're really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia. — Elle Lothlorien

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off. — Bill Cosby

I've got six months to sort out the hackers, get the Japanese knotweed under control and find an acceptable form of narcissus. — Jasper Fforde

Bhrigu bent forward. 'Fate controls only the weak, Your Highness. The strong mould the providence they want.' Dilipa — Amish Tripathi

The serve was invented so that the net could play. — Bill Cosby

I like having the dough to come and go as I please. — Bruce Willis

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us. — Bill Cosby