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Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: It is only the very wisest and the

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Do not worry if others do not understand

Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Virtue is not solitary; it is bound to

Virtue is not solitary; it is bound to have neighbors — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: To govern is to correct. If you set

To govern is to correct. If you set an example by being correct, who would dare remain incorrect? — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: A man who does not think and plan

A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Nancy Huston: If you say the same word a million

If you say the same word a million times will it lose its meaning? — Nancy Huston

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Men's natures are alike; it is their habits

Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: The Lord is my strength.

The Lord is my strength. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Confucius Quotes By Dick Biondi: I tell you, I'm never going to stop.

I tell you, I'm never going to stop. I'm not interested in rusting away. — Dick Biondi

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Even in killing men, observe the rules of

Even in killing men, observe the rules of propriety. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Miyavi: I didn't want to represent any negative side

I didn't want to represent any negative side of the country where I was born and raised. — Miyavi

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Do not use a cannon to kill a

Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you.

Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: Halloween is just a made up holiday, created

Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry. — Anthony Jeselnik

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: When superiors are fond of showing their humanity,

When superiors are fond of showing their humanity, inferiors try to outstrip one another in their practice of it. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Man is born for uprightness. If a man

Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: It cannot be when the root is neglected

It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: People with virtue must speak out; People who

People with virtue must speak out; People who speak are not all virtuous. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Mac Miller: I don't want to limit myself as an

I don't want to limit myself as an artist and only do a certain sound. — Mac Miller

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Heaven begat Virtue in me; what can man

Heaven begat Virtue in me; what can man do unto me? — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: The funniest people are the saddest ones

The funniest people are the saddest ones — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: He who keeps danger in mind will rest

He who keeps danger in mind will rest safely in his seat. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Seek Not Every Quality In One Individual.

Seek Not Every Quality In One Individual. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: The sun and moon shine on all without

The sun and moon shine on all without partiality. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Bassem Youssef: A revolution is not an event. It's a

A revolution is not an event. It's a process. And it takes its time. — Bassem Youssef

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly;

The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Aristotle.: Men create the gods after their own images.

Men create the gods after their own images. — Aristotle.

Funny Confucius Quotes By Dale Chihuly: I never met a color I didn't like.

I never met a color I didn't like. — Dale Chihuly

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: The path may not be left for an

The path may not be left for an instant. If it could be left, it would not be the path. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: While you are not able to serve men,

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead ... While you do not know life, how can you know about death — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable

Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: By the ruler's cultivation of his own character

By the ruler's cultivation of his own character there is set up the example of the course which all should pursue. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and

Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: There is the love of knowing without the

There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind. — Confucius

Funny Confucius Quotes By Confucius: Wealth and rank are what people desire, but

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius