Funny C Quotes
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Funny C Quotes & Sayings
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...Neferet fell smack on her butt.
— P.C. Cast
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing at a time.
— Bruce C. Hafen
Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try.
— J.C. Reed
My imagination is something of a badass.
— D.C. Pierson
Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.
— James C. Collins
Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.
— Louis C.K.
It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny.
— John C. Reilly
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.
— David C. Holley
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you?
— W.C. Fields
Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin
— S.C. Stephens
Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts.
— C.J. Roberts
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.
— Ron Shock
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different?
— C.S. Lewis
The human body is the best work of art.
— Jess C. Scott
I love how you still think if you tell me to do something, I'll just check my brain at the door and do it.
— C.J. Redwine
Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?
— David C. Holley
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.
— David C. Holley
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend.
— Elizabeth C. Bunce
That's got to be a ten blowjob movie, at least.
— K.C. Burn
Before I could say anything, Jamie began writing giant letters over the words with his index finger.F-U-C-K Y-O-U.
My sentiments exactly. — Michelle Hodkin
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
— Louis C.K.
I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it.
— Patricia C. Wrede
I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting.
— Angelina Jolie
I like children - fried.
— W.C. Fields
N-O-W-A-C-K.""No C."
"Oh. Okay. N-O-W-A-C. — Marshall Thornton
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
— Candace C. Bowen
Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give youalmost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis
She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list.
— C.C. Hunter
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
— W.C. Fields
I didn't just come in on a load of turnips!
— Phillip C. McGraw
I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant.
— C.S. Forester
If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair!
— S.C. Stephens
Pain has a funny way of focusing the mind. Only what hurts matters.
— John C. Wright
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
— W.C. Fields
Don't confuse efforts with results....
— C.P. Sennett
No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
— W.C. Fields
Besides, what do I know about being a wife? There are much more important qualities to have than a docile disposition.
— C.J. Redwine
It's just funny, isn't it? How the main characters never know about the adventures they're about to go on.
— Brittainy C. Cherry
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
— Arthur C. Clarke
His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy.
— C.C. Hunter
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
— Louis C.K.
Do you mean that Zane is some kind of bird magnet?
— C.J. Milbrandt
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
— C.S. Lewis
His knives are nice. Mine is better.
— C.J. Redwine
You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.
— Phillip C. McGraw
