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...Neferet fell smack on her butt. — P.C. Cast

Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing at a time. — Bruce C. Hafen

Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't mean you have to toot his horn. — C.C. Hunter

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun? — P.C. Cast

Zane sighed. Jovan and Mother were just the same. "Maybe later" meant no. — C.J. Milbrandt

After a long moment, Laurent said, I'm going to need some help standing up. — C.S. Pacat

Shalt think otherwise when thou hast a man of thine own, I warrant you,' said the knight, apparently thinking this very funny. — C.S. Lewis

Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try. — J.C. Reed

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Somehow, I think God will forgive her. If not, eh, Hell has better parties anyway. — C.T. Phipps

My imagination is something of a badass. — D.C. Pierson

Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat. — James C. Collins

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. — Louis C.K.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. — Louis C.K.

I don't want to hear what anyone has to say about my life. Living it is hard enough. — C.D. Reiss

It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny. — John C. Reilly

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis

C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?
Out of the way. - Marigold — Jean Ferris

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience. — David C. Holley

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful. — W.C. Fields

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you? — W.C. Fields

Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin — S.C. Stephens

That's funny! Where I come from, good triumphs over evil, you old hag! — J.C. Spencer

I never thought it was fair that anatomy decided what my brain was fit for. — C.J. Redwine

Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts. — C.J. Roberts

I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny. — Ron Shock

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different? — C.S. Lewis

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth. — Louis C.K.

The human body is the best work of art. — Jess C. Scott

I love how you still think if you tell me to do something, I'll just check my brain at the door and do it. — C.J. Redwine

Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'? — David C. Holley

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone. — John C. Maxwell

Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'. — David C. Holley

Double Sword Tavern." Tristan said, reading out loud. "Sounds charming and inviting. — B.C. Morin

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend. — Elizabeth C. Bunce

That's got to be a ten blowjob movie, at least. — K.C. Burn

Before I could say anything, Jamie began writing giant letters over the words with his index finger.
F-U-C-K Y-O-U.
My sentiments exactly. — Michelle Hodkin

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' — Louis C.K.

It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive. — W.C. Fields

I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it. — Patricia C. Wrede

I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting. — Angelina Jolie

You make me sound like an arrogant ass," he said.
"Are you?"
"No! I'm just me. — P.C. Cast

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane — J.R. Ward

You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells. — H.M. Ward

I like children - fried. — W.C. Fields

N-O-W-A-C-K."
"No C."
"Oh. Okay. N-O-W-A-C. — Marshall Thornton

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels. — Candace C. Bowen

Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give you
almost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis

She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list. — C.C. Hunter

After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse. — W.C. Fields

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

...she thought how funny that the first thing you didn't need was the words you said. — C.E. Morgan

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. — Louis C.K.

If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair! — S.C. Stephens

A red eight-sided sign always means:
A) Stop.
B) Go.
C) Danger! Red octogons ahead! — Cuthbert Soup

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Louis C.K.

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. — C.S. Lewis

Pain has a funny way of focusing the mind. Only what hurts matters. — John C. Wright

I don't have sex drive ... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'. — Louis C.K.

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do. — W.C. Fields

Don't confuse efforts with results.... — C.P. Sennett

No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead. — W.C. Fields

Besides, what do I know about being a wife? There are much more important qualities to have than a docile disposition. — C.J. Redwine

It's just funny, isn't it? How the main characters never know about the adventures they're about to go on. — Brittainy C. Cherry

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. — Arthur C. Clarke

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy. — C.C. Hunter

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Louis C.K.

Do you mean that Zane is some kind of bird magnet? — C.J. Milbrandt

You Too? I thought I was the only one. — C.S. Lewis

His knives are nice. Mine is better. — C.J. Redwine

You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too. — Phillip C. McGraw

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! — C. JoyBell C.

I'm probably not very good at rom-com, being funny on demand; I'll leave that to the comedians. — Richard C. Armitage

When boys get mad its not so bad
When girls get mad world WW3 is about to start! — P.C. Cast