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Funny Birthday Quotes By Larry David: I gave a funny speech at my wife's

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

Funny Birthday Quotes By Will Self: The writing life is essentially one of solitary

The writing life is essentially one of solitary confinement - if you can't deal with this, you needn't apply. — Will Self

Funny Birthday Quotes By Elisabeth Elliot: Don't dig up in doubt what you planted

Don't dig up in doubt what you planted in faith. — Elisabeth Elliot

Funny Birthday Quotes By Steven Wright: For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. — Steven Wright

Funny Birthday Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last year my birthday cake looked like a

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Birthday Quotes By Hasil Paudyal: Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

Funny Birthday Quotes By John Green: You get all these friends just when you

You get all these friends just when you don't need friends anymore. — John Green

Funny Birthday Quotes By Steven Wright: Some friends of mine got me a sweater

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Funny Birthday Quotes By Ralph Kiner: On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

Funny Birthday Quotes By Billy Connolly: As soon as I got successful, the Scottish

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me. — Billy Connolly

Funny Birthday Quotes By Russell Howard: She's 80 my nan, what do you want

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

Funny Birthday Quotes By Jake Epstein: The fact is, 'Billy Elliot' is an incredible

The fact is, 'Billy Elliot' is an incredible show, for any age and any gender. 'Degrassi' fans would absolutely fall in love with 'Billy Elliot.' — Jake Epstein

Funny Birthday Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I have no problems with buying tampons. I

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

Funny Birthday Quotes By Bob Hope: Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' — Bob Hope

Funny Birthday Quotes By Jordan Silver: ..... He liked it that way. Liked giving

..... He liked it that way. Liked giving people the wrong impression so that when he sprung what the fuck he really was on them it was too late. — Jordan Silver

Funny Birthday Quotes By James Taylor: I was a functional addict.

I was a functional addict. — James Taylor

Funny Birthday Quotes By Mark Steyn: He loved Minnesota's flora and fauna and seemed

He loved Minnesota's flora and fauna and seemed ill-suited as either a fawner or floorer, a — Mark Steyn

Funny Birthday Quotes By Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley: None but those who have experienced them can

None but those who have experienced them can conceive of the enticements of science. — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Funny Birthday Quotes By Will Rogers: The older we get, the fewer things seem

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

Funny Birthday Quotes By Prince: Act your age, not your shoe size.

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

Funny Birthday Quotes By Gloria Swanson: I was married when I was 17. I

I was married when I was 17. I knew nothing. I was full of romance. — Gloria Swanson

Funny Birthday Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Birthday Quotes By Robert Orben: The best birthdays of all are those that

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

Funny Birthday Quotes By Anne Burack Sayre: Better to have to retrace your steps and

Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all. — Anne Burack Sayre

Funny Birthday Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Christmas never would have caught on if it

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Birthday Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: Jean-Claude said. I stared at him, and for

Jean-Claude said. I stared at him, and for the first — Laurell K. Hamilton

Funny Birthday Quotes By Eva Gabor: I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

Funny Birthday Quotes By Leslie Nielsen: Like a midget at a urinal I was

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes. — Leslie Nielsen

Funny Birthday Quotes By Muhammad Ali: A man who views the world the same

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali