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Funny Birthday Quotes & Sayings

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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

The writing life is essentially one of solitary confinement - if you can't deal with this, you needn't apply. — Will Self

Don't dig up in doubt what you planted in faith. — Elisabeth Elliot

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. — Steven Wright

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

You get all these friends just when you don't need friends anymore. — John Green

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me. — Billy Connolly

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

The fact is, 'Billy Elliot' is an incredible show, for any age and any gender. 'Degrassi' fans would absolutely fall in love with 'Billy Elliot.' — Jake Epstein

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' — Bob Hope

..... He liked it that way. Liked giving people the wrong impression so that when he sprung what the fuck he really was on them it was too late. — Jordan Silver

I was a functional addict. — James Taylor

He loved Minnesota's flora and fauna and seemed ill-suited as either a fawner or floorer, a — Mark Steyn

None but those who have experienced them can conceive of the enticements of science. — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

I was married when I was 17. I knew nothing. I was full of romance. — Gloria Swanson

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all. — Anne Burack Sayre

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. — Andy Borowitz

Jean-Claude said. I stared at him, and for the first — Laurell K. Hamilton

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes. — Leslie Nielsen

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali