Funny Bed Quotes

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Funny Bed Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther. Rowan Atkinson
Funny Bed Quotes By Roman Payne: The lot of the brideto be wed before The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne
Funny Bed Quotes By Kate Danley: Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite""Mindy, there Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite"

"Mindy, there is no boogeyman, "I said as I snuggled in to bed, " I hauled Carl in years ago. — Kate Danley
Funny Bed Quotes By Jim Carrey: Don't you just hate it, when you are Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey
Funny Bed Quotes By Henny Youngman: This man dresses like an unmade bed. This man dresses like an unmade bed. — Henny Youngman
Funny Bed Quotes By Ethan Day: You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. — Ethan Day
Funny Bed Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Foley looks like an un-made bed. Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler
Funny Bed Quotes By H. L. Hunt: If you don't believe you can win, there If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. — H. L. Hunt
Funny Bed Quotes By Foster If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen> — Foster "Raul" Mkhabele
Funny Bed Quotes By Diane Messidoro: Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. — Diane Messidoro
Funny Bed Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. — Jim Gaffigan
Funny Bed Quotes By Jack Whitehall: I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times. — Jack Whitehall
Funny Bed Quotes By George R R Martin: Shaga: How would you like to die, little Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin
Funny Bed Quotes By Frank Carson: I gave my wife a kiss this morning. I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour. — Frank Carson
Funny Bed Quotes By Jeff Hirsch: It's four A.M.! Who goes to bed this It's four A.M.! Who goes to bed this early!? — Jeff Hirsch
Funny Bed Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: When our bed is made, it's covered in When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight. — Jim Gaffigan
Funny Bed Quotes By Richelle Mead: She says you're not awake until you're actually She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up. — Richelle Mead
Funny Bed Quotes By Phyllis Diller: Never go to bed mad. Stay up and Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller
Funny Bed Quotes By Steven Wright: I broke my arm trying to fold a I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. — Steven Wright
Funny Bed Quotes By Quinn Loftis: Well, you are a wolf, I don't think Well, you are a wolf, I don't think it's a good idea to start the habit of you sleeping in the bed, you know, with all the shedding and what-not. — Quinn Loftis
Funny Bed Quotes By Ray Romano: For the sake of your marriage, get a For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. — Ray Romano
Funny Bed Quotes By Marcello Mastroianni: Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed. — Marcello Mastroianni
Funny Bed Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Never lie in bed at night asking yourself Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. — Charles M. Schulz
Funny Bed Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: In bed, I can go for hours. Oh In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Bed Quotes By William Shakespeare: Afore me! It is so very late,That we Afore me! It is so very late,
That we may call it early by and by. — William Shakespeare
Funny Bed Quotes By J.M. Barrie: Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars. — J.M. Barrie
Funny Bed Quotes By ABC: Look under your bed and you will know Look under your bed and you will know the greatest thief in your room. — ABC
Funny Bed Quotes By Nicholas M. Bugden: Nice guys finish last but that's what makes Nice guys finish last but that's what makes them good in bed. — Nicholas M. Bugden
Funny Bed Quotes By Ally Carter: Go to bed, Cammie," my aunt ordered, sounding Go to bed, Cammie," my aunt ordered, sounding exactly like my mother.
"No," I said, sounding exactly like my aunt. — Ally Carter
Funny Bed Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Let me be clear: I don't want to Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Bed Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I had no idea what time it was, I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Funny Bed Quotes By Chic Murray: My mother was so house proud that when My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back. — Chic Murray
Funny Bed Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: When I was a boy, I laid in When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Bed Quotes By Diana Wynne Jones: Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon.
Howl — Diana Wynne Jones