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Funny Authority Quotes By Lois Capps: In America today, the percentage of children and

In America today, the percentage of children and adolescents who are defined as overweight is more than double what it was in the early 1970s. — Lois Capps

Funny Authority Quotes By Dave Barry: I have a friend named Doris who argues,

I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. — Dave Barry

Funny Authority Quotes By Donalyn Miller: No matter the intervention, developing readers must spend

No matter the intervention, developing readers must spend substantial instructional time actually reading if they are to attain reading competence. — Donalyn Miller

Funny Authority Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: Park had the sort of face you painted

Park had the sort of face you painted because you didn't want history to forget it. — Rainbow Rowell

Funny Authority Quotes By Tyne O'Connell: The Duke is worried you lack the fitness

The Duke is worried you lack the fitness to walk up Bond Street. You're generation lacks the drive. — Tyne O'Connell

Funny Authority Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: I have often thought that when I do

I have often thought that when I do die it will be of sheer boredom ... — Christopher Hitchens

Funny Authority Quotes By Mendell Martin: Without people, Masada is just a big rock.

Without people, Masada is just a big rock. — Mendell Martin

Funny Authority Quotes By John Hodgman: Everything we make in life, eventually, is sold

Everything we make in life, eventually, is sold for a dollar or a penny or given away; — John Hodgman

Funny Authority Quotes By John Muir: None of Nature's landscapes are ugly so long

None of Nature's landscapes are ugly so long as they are wild. — John Muir

Funny Authority Quotes By Hilari Bell: And you are going to close the gates,

And you are going to close the gates, because I told you to close the gates. — Hilari Bell

Funny Authority Quotes By Daniel O'Connell: Raphael says, "Honor is a trait not often

Raphael says, "Honor is a trait not often found in men, but when it is, it can change everything. — Daniel O'Connell

Funny Authority Quotes By George R R Martin: North or south? Shall I atone for old

North or south? Shall I atone for old sins or make some new ones? — George R R Martin

Funny Authority Quotes By Ilona Andrews: Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking

Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy. — Ilona Andrews

Funny Authority Quotes By Jimmy Kimmel: That's my main flaw: I always think authority

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. — Jimmy Kimmel