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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.''Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something? — Kresley Cole
Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?
— Margaret Atwood
I wanted to be funny for people who didn't care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a silly character.
— Ben Stiller
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
— Paul Stanley
That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave? Nick
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front
— Ron Pickering
Ichirou: And I went through all the trouble preparing to explode with laughter...That wasn't funny at all!
— Kou Matsuzuki
If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.
— Christopher Titus
I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said."Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green
Sarcasm isn't at all funny when it's the truth
— Colleen Hoover
If at first you don't succeed, lower you expectations
— Jonathan Tropper
As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.
— Scott Adams
Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases.
— T. Colin Campbell
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
The truth isn't laughableAnd the trust isn't funny at all. — David Levithan
Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people.
— Nenia Campbell
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
— Claude Pepper
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of innocent men!
— Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
— Marcelene Cox
Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.
— Upamanyu Chatterjee
Warren returns from his room and sits back down at the table. "I walked away for dramatic effect," he says. "I wasn't finished eating yet. — Colleen Hoover
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
— Sarah Silverman
I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'
— Demetri Martin
I don't know which is worse," Cassidy mused, "when people laugh at things that aren't funny, or when they don't laugh at things that are.
— Robyn Schneider
What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
— Karl Pilkington
Don't come closer to me at any time without make-up. I may slap and make you feel the taste of death.
— Jeevagan Nagarajan
Don't think you are looking at me because you are not.
— Eugene Ormandy
She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list.
— C.C. Hunter
I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.
— Ricky Gervais
I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.
— Seann William Scott
What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
— Ashley Scott
I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.
— Mitch Hedberg
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
— Steven Wright
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.
— Mike Tyson
I really think I'd be better at, like, advanced napping techniques.
— Tui T. Sutherland
I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.
— Greg Kinnear
Honestly, he could be adorable, and at the moment she had the feeling he wasn't even trying.
— Jen Turano
I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
— Charles M. Schulz
Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that.""I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine
You don't speak again, unless to use your safe word or yellow to indicate you're frightened.""I was at yellow the minute I walked in the door. — Cherise Sinclair
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.
— H. L. Hunt
If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny
— Benny Bellamacina
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
— P. J. O'Rourke
At the Republican convention, there were lots of words used to describe Hillary Clinton, but warm, funny and caring weren't among them.
— Tamara Keith
When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.
— Stephanie March
Some attempts at translating from one language into another one can be pretty funny if the translators don't know what they're doing.
— Lori Peckham
My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife.
— Laura Benanti
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
— Sarah Silverman
My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
— Chris Rock
Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.
— Steve Toltz
It is best one should quote what one doesn't understand at all in the language one knows the least
— Voltaire
The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate.
— Emma Stone
So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.
— Todd Solondz
Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male
— Keisha Keenleyside
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
— Henny Youngman
Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goalo.
— David Coleman
But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!
— Terry Pratchett
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.
— Tracy Morgan
Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?""Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
Let's start at 35 because I don't know where it is.
— Eugene Ormandy
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.'
— Mitch Hedberg
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
— Harland Williams
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
— Jo Brand
I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?
— John Mulaney
At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.
— Michel Gondry
My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.
— Robbie Amell
She doesn't get it. Being funny when you don't mean to be is terrible. Having to laugh at yourself along with everyone else is humiliating.
— Lynda Mullaly Hunt
