Funny Adrian Monk Quotes

One cat just leads to another.
[Letter from Finca Vigia, Cuba, to his first wife, Elizabeth Hadley Richardson (1943).] — Ernest Hemingway,

The constant need to move on, and to document progress, in normal schools means that education tends to be cut up into bite sized task.. — Guy Claxton

My name is Arsenio. That's a very unique name for a black man. In Greek, it means Leroy. — Arsenio Hall

Praying without ceasing is not ritualized, nor are there even words. It is a constant state of awareness of oneness with God. — Peace Pilgrim

Skyping with your spouse works well enough, but apparently it is hard to get the kids to hang out on Skype for long. — Fred Wilson

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. — Errol Flynn

When a good animal gets run down in the road, a kid never forgets. — Stephen King

I'd earned over a million dollars by the time I was old enough to vote. — Brian Wilson

Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers ... Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation. — Al Franken

Gavin to Adante: So you're proof that sea monsters really do exist? — Jasmine Angell

you never miss the plane, you're spending too much time in airports. — Jordan Ellenberg

If he was able to make her feel even the slightest bit of guilt for being so oblivious - if he could get through all that makeup and high fashion. — Matthew Quick