Funny Academy Award Quotes

Indeed, the crowning proof of their valour and their strength is that they keep up their superiority without harm to others. — Tacitus

The Republican leadership thinks the best way to avoid losing elections is to let the Democrats win every controversial issue. — Rush Limbaugh

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers

Learning an instrument isn't about becoming a star anymore than learning to swim means you want to become a haddock — Nick Mason

I guess I strike people as very serious, or very intense. — Deidre Hall

Books exceed authors' lifespan. — Toba Beta

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else. — Louis C.K.

Consideration and Esteem surely follow command of Language as Admiration waits on Beauty — Jane Austen

I look for the kind of text that doesn't look like the writer I'm considering. Plutarch is a great example. — John D'Agata

I eat an enormous amount of fruits and vegetables. — Andie MacDowell

The wolf must die in his own skin. — George Herbert

There's no reason to raise taxes. Taxes should be lower ... The problem we have is that government spends too much, not that taxes are too low. — Grover Norquist

Know your value. Confidence breeds success. Act like the person you want to become, and people will start seeing you as that person. — Mark M. Ford

If God is playing hide and seek with us, I must confess that I am quite bored with this childish game! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

If books are not good company, where shall I find it? — Mark Twain

If you are a crazy person who needs to have clandestine meetings, then, just like in real estate, what matters most is location, location, location. — Holly Black