Rachel Dratch Quotes

When I was a kid, I was super shy.

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

When you're starting up a show, you don't really know what direction it's going to go.

I never wanted to be that person who leaves 'SNL' and nothing happens.

I had always wanted to be on SNL, it's not always great, but it's this leftover childhood dream.

I did some acting in high school, I knew I really liked it.

Since I was little, it was instilled in me to conserve water. In terms of what can you do as an individual, it's an easy issue to get behind.

I did Second City, and Nia Vardalos also did Second City, so I knew her from there.

I didn't originally intend on writing a book. I started writing during the day to feel like I was accomplishing something creative.

In real life, I'm gorgeous, beautiful.

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.

I don't really consider myself an impressionist.

I'm definitely not up-to-date on the high-tech videogame world.

I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny.

When I was little, we used to have Atari.

I could see myself in some sort of pioneer bonnet, it's my childhood fantasy, but I think I look too Jewish for the prairie.

isn't telling a girl you just loooooove eating horsemeat one step away from saying you haven't lived 'til you've eaten puppy skewers?

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

I definitely don't want to do drama. I'm not looking to branch out into that world.

I also didn't consider myself a huge baby person.

Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked.

I started doing improv my sophomore year.

Well, I've claimed to have seen two ghosts in a hotel room.

But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.

I started doing improv in college, and I really liked it.

I think for anyone - male or female - in improv, the biggest thing to get over is the fear. I think every improviser has that.