Friendship Funny Quotes
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Friendship Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The best time to make friends isbefore you need them. — Ethel Barrymore
I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo
— Cora Carmack
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
— Erma Bombeck
After all, nothing nurtures a friendship bond more than the ability to consistently bitch about someone else!
— Pawan Mishra
Everyone is a Butthole.
— Ted Aramac
There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
It's funny how people can take up so much roomin your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
Hm funny you think you truly know me all tell you this only my trust of friends know who I relay am
— Pikmin100xx
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
— Otto Von Bismarck
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late.
— Sophie Kinsella
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
— Edwin Arlington Robinson
Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs.
— Ernest Thompson Seton
But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of.
— Lindsey Kelk
We're just frisking like little captive lambkins.
— Tamora Pierce
You know," he said, "P.S.S. Piss Camp." "Yeah, I get it," I said, "It's just not funny. — Ripley Patton
If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
— Honore De Balzac
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
— John Mellencamp
It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart.
— Jennifer Finney Boylan
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason
— Mason Cooley
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
— C.S. Lewis
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
— Adam Sandler
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.
— Charlotte Gray
