Famous Euphemism Quotes

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? — Lisa Loeb

Most people simply don't view going to meetings as doing work, — William Daniels

When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible. — Tracy Morgan

It is easier to make excuses about our circumstances than actually do anything about them. — Jeffrey Fry

On a park bench on 12th street, my whole crew's famous, you try bust your gat and keep it rel but you nameless — Prodigy

The best revenge is living well, my dad told me once. — Barry Lyga

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. — Anthony Burgess

On the Logical Reasoning, ask the speaker: Oh yeah, asshole? What evidence do you have for that position? — Nathan Fox

Snapshots, moments, mere seconds: as fragile and beautiful and hopeless as a single butterfly, flapping on against a gathering wind. — Lauren Oliver

I feel like kids in general, not just African-American kids, are influenced by what they see, both positive and negative. — Curtis Granderson

I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive! — Kim Kardashian

It is my judgment, therefore, that we should not make it difficult for the Gentiles who are turning to God — Andy Stanley

The President's white men, the promise of order and continuity; and it was oddly comforting, like the sound of rain in the night. — V.S. Naipaul

To ask larger questions is to risk getting things wrong. Not to ask them at all is to constrain the life of understanding — George Steiner

Being in shape was not my goal. My body was a tool to test the capabilities of my will. — Stefan Kieszling