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I'm running out of names. There aren't that many vile things on this earth that can describe what a cum dumpster you are.
— Karina Halle
I like my fruitcake like I like my men. I like them to have tasty nuts, usually cum in a box, and last forever.
— Mamrie Hart
People want to feel good, be entertained, eat salty shit, and cum twice a week, and provided they do they'll stay quiet.
— Rick Remender
Word on the street is how the Pastor bought pussy on Saturday, and then spit cum lies on Sunday. Riddle me that Batman,
— Flenardo L Taylor
I wanna spray this fucking wall with cum graffiti.
— Kendall Grey
Manannan's door-cum-portal
— Kevin Hearne
Life's just another blowjob. And just because I let you cum in my mouth, doesn't mean I'm going to swallow it! - excerpt from: freefalling
— Darlenne Susan Girard
Come, Adan," Lock ordered. "Come so hard you squeeze every fucking drop of cum from my cock.
— Shaye Evans
It is practically a matter of life or death for a True Cock Worshiper to taste pre-cum.
— Lordess Demonica
Celerity: noun, mass noun; an ability possessed by certain Que Cum Virtute Judicium (Virts) increasing the mobility or swiftness of movement
— Alex Lane
I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way.
— Robin Williams
I learned he knows how to play my body. I cum when he wants me to, be it in seconds, minutes, or even hours.
— Alexa Riley
Knievel seemed braver and more brazen - and more unhinged - than any other athlete-cum-thrill-seeker of his era.
— Douglas Brinkley
Oh, I had a great time. My thirty-three-year-old boyfriend said he wished they could package my cum like ice cream so he could eat it all day.
— Augusten Burroughs
Although not as virile as his father's, Sean's delivery was fuller. He kept firing like a cum cannon, his stepsister was the battlefield.
— J.D. Grayson
Hearing her laugh nearly made him cum in his pants like a teenager, not a one hundred and twenty-five year old werewolf.
— Amanda Clark
Here's to honor. Get on her. Stay on her. If you fall off. Get back on her. If you can't cum in her. Cum on her! Happy Birthday Man!
— Kimberly Lauren
Pyrokinesis: noun, mass noun; an ability possessed by certain Que Cum Virtute Judicium (Virts) to generate or manipulate heat
— Alex Lane
Well did graduate summa cum laude from Fordham University.
— Patricia Clarkson
The question that surrounds lovemaking is, "Did you cum?" and the unasked question beneath that is, "Am I all right?
— Sam Keen
Behold now the erotic demon that lives in my panties.
— Matt Fraction
He could feel the cum slipping out of Ty, dripping down his cock, and yet it continued. Ty
— Abigail Roux
It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum ... YOU lick it!
— Chuck Palahniuk
Cum gutters are pretty high up there too," I smiled sleepily. "Cum gutters?" he asked with a short laugh,
— Lola Stark
That was ... " he began. "No. I'm done. I don't have the words. You sucked my vocabulary out with my cum.
— Tiffany Reisz
I'm going to ejaculate sparkles into your heart!
— Matt Fraction
What?" "The way you look spread out like that, covered with my cum -
— Laurelin Paige
Wait a minute, even I've hearda him. He died savin' the entire universe.
Choked on cum... — Garth Ennis
Choked on cum... — Garth Ennis
My purpose in life is to give you pleasure. I want that more than my own breath. To see your face when you cum.
— Celia Aaron
You've invaded my erotic dojo. For this your assholes will adorn my thunderous cock like jewelry!
— Matt Fraction
It's breeding season on the ranch. Guess who's first on the list." I emptied a shit load of cum into her belly,
— Jordan Silver
The way his angry eyes assessed me alone could have made me cum, like I was a piece of fuck meat, good for nothing more than taking his spunk.
— Asia Marquis
It's been a bit tricky trying to establish a 'designer' profile and not a designer-cum-girl-around-town.
— Phoebe Philo
Oh man," Powell said, laughing in disbelief. "Do they fire lightning out of their asses, too? Do they cum nuclear jelly? What else, huh?
— Tim Lebbon
I was thinking - I'd like to fuck that smart mouth of yours and make you swallow my cum. ~Eric~
— Courtney Lane
Bonum est praestolari cum silentio salutare Dei. ("It is good to wait in silence for the salvation of God.")
— Thomas Merton
You know I don't mind sloppy seconds. And knowing Pope Whatadick, he probably blesses is cum before he blows it
— Tiffany Reisz