Convenience Store Quotes

Full value for your soul wouldn't get you a cup of coffee at a convenience store. — Tim Pratt

Like the best convenience store in the world, / the mind is always open. — Leza Lowitz

I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!" — Mitch Hedberg

Too much school."
"Would you rather be dead?! Would you rather die? Here, on your knees in the back of a convenience store?! — Chuck Palahniuk

Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort. — Dana Gould

Stepparenting is like working at a late-night convenience store - all of the responsibility and none of the authority. — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

I'm not auditioning to play convenience-store clerks. I don't see any benefit in that. — Adhir Kalyan

Nowhere in the world can you find a wider variety of empty calories than at any American convenience store. — Bradley Denton