
I was in a
convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!" —
Mitch Hedberg

Too much school."
"Would you rather be dead?! Would you rather die? Here, on your knees in the back of a
convenience store?! —
Chuck Palahniuk

Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort. —
Dana Gould

Stepparenting is like working at a late-night
convenience store - all of the responsibility and none of the authority. —
Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

I'm not auditioning to play convenience-store clerks. I don't see any benefit in that. —
Adhir Kalyan

Nowhere in the world can you find a wider variety of empty calories than at any American
convenience store. —
Bradley Denton