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Come at once if convenient- if inconvenient come all the same.
- S. H. — Arthur Conan Doyle
- S. H. — Arthur Conan Doyle
Her cuisine is limited but she has as good an idea of breakfast as a Scotchwoman.
[Sherlock Holmes, on Mrs. Hudson's cooking.] — Arthur Conan Doyle
[Sherlock Holmes, on Mrs. Hudson's cooking.] — Arthur Conan Doyle
It's every man's business to see justice done.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
What, indeed? It is art for art's sake, Watson.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
the Dutchmen had died in 1816. Slagter's
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.
— Conan O'Brien
The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?
— Arthur Conan Doyle
It's a mistake to read. Television is the only way.
— Conan O'Brien
What have you to confess now? It's just as well for two fellows to know the worst of one another before they begin to live together.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Watson: "Get that out of my face."
Sherlock: "It's not in your face, it's in my hand."
Watson: "Get what's in your hand out of my face. — Arthur Conan Doyle
Sherlock: "It's not in your face, it's in my hand."
Watson: "Get what's in your hand out of my face. — Arthur Conan Doyle
In the midterm elections, a 102-year-old woman voted for the first time in a U.S. election. Unfortunately, she voted for Woodrow Wilson.
— Conan O'Brien
It's quite exciting, said Sherlock Holmes, with a yawn.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE a smartphone.
— Conan O'Brien
The Northeast is being hit with a major snowstorm. Forecasters said they've haven't seen a whiteout like this since last week's Oscar nominations.
— Conan O'Brien
Be frank with me and we may do some good. Play tricks with me, and I'll crush you.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
The big blank spaces in the map are all being filled in, and there's no room for romance anywhere.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
I always smoke 'ship's' myself," I answered. "That's
— Arthur Conan Doyle
It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'
— Conan O'Brien
you say that we go round the sun. If we went round the moon it would not make a pennyworth of difference to me or to my work." I
— Arthur Conan Doyle
I am at my wit's end.'
'Tut, tut, we have solved some worse problems. At least we have plenty of material, if we can only use it. — Arthur Conan Doyle
'Tut, tut, we have solved some worse problems. At least we have plenty of material, if we can only use it. — Arthur Conan Doyle
I can't wait for the Republican debates to start and there's literally 65 guys on one stage.
— Conan O'Brien
Sarah Palin gave a speech in South Korea. Just what the Koreans needed: Two crazy dictators in fashionable lady's glasses.
— Conan O'Brien
Then my friend's wiry arms were round me, and he was leading me to a chair.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
There was a mews in a lane which runs down by one wall of the garden. I lent the ostlers a hand in rubbing down their
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Mexico's No. 1 drug lord has escaped from prison and may be headed to the U.S. So Donald Trump was wrong. They ARE sending us their best.
— Conan O'Brien
Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude ... '
— Conan O'Brien
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell asleep during Obama's speech. She woke up with the other justices drawing a gavel on her face.
— Conan O'Brien
Of course, once you had yanked Conan the Barbarian's sword out of a book to fight off a rabid weresquirrel, "impossible" lost a lot of its punch.
— Jim C. Hines
When it comes to being visionary in stealing, the Republicans do better than anybody. It's really something to see.
— Conan O'Brien
Earlier today, President Bush said Kerry will be a tough and hard-charging opponent. That explains why Bush's nickname for Kerry is math.
— Conan O'Brien
There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and there's bad silly, and you've gotta know the difference.
— Conan O'Brien
Happy Cinco de Mayo! It's a holiday that's as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center's Mexican food pavilion.
— Conan O'Brien
Writer for Conan, wrote a character for me called Andy's Little Sister. Her name was Stacey and she wore headgear and was obsessed with Conan.
— Amy Poehler
Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
— Conan O'Brien
They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.
— Conan O'Brien
It's April 15, tax day. The federal tax code is over 74,000 pages long. But stick with it because after page 72,000, it gets really good.
— Conan O'Brien
Thousands of legal and illegal immigrants staged what they called a Day Without Immigrants. Or, as it's known in Utah, Monday.
— Conan O'Brien
You black dog!" A red mist of fury swept across Conan's eyes. "Were I free I'd give you a broken back!
— Robert E. Howard
He seems to have declared war on the King's English as well as on the English king.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
THE ADVENTURE OF THE DEVIL'S FOOT
— Arthur Conan Doyle
It's the only way I know how to deal with Conan's BMS." "His what?" "Bitchy man syndrome,
— H.P. Mallory
I play the game for the game's own sake,
— Arthur Conan Doyle
I have wrought my simple plan
If I give one hour of joy
To the boy who's half a man,
Or the man who's half a boy. — Arthur Conan Doyle
If I give one hour of joy
To the boy who's half a man,
Or the man who's half a boy. — Arthur Conan Doyle
Texas senator and tea party favorite Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He pledged to lead America boldly forward into the 1950s.
— Conan O'Brien
In China, people are selling their kidney to buy an iPhone 6. What's going to happen when the iPhone 7 comes out?
— Conan O'Brien
Everyone who writes in the sub-genre of Victorian mystery stands in [Sir Arthur Conan] Doyle's shadow.
— Will Thomas
I felt Holmes's hand steal into mine and give me a reassuring shake.
- Watson — Arthur Conan Doyle
- Watson — Arthur Conan Doyle
It is a fool's plan to teach a man to be a cur in peace, and think that he will be a lion in war.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
To keep believing in life, until you're sure of death, it's the way a detective should be. - Kogoro Mouri, Detective Conan
— Gosho Aoyama
My first glance is always at a woman's sleeve. In a man it is perhaps better first to take the knee of the trouser.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
It's a wicked world, and when a clever man turns his brain to crime it is the worst of all.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
The man pervades London, and no one has heard of him. That's what puts him on a pinnacle in the records of crime.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
I used to joke that I came to England - not to the U.S. where most Koreans go - because I like Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie.
— Ha-Joon Chang
To underestimate oneself is as much an exaggeration of one's powers than the other.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
if a man wants friends be must go among strangers. It's
— Arthur Conan Doyle
When all else fails, there's always delusion.
— Conan O'Brien
There are tons of things I'd love to do. I want to do comedy. It's not that I don't want to play a superhero, but I got to play Conan and Drogo.
— Jason Momoa
You must never forget it if that's an important memory to you. Especially when a person dies, he can only live in the memories of others.
— Gosho Aoyama
Tomorrow is Election Day. That's the day we Americans wake up, consider our options, and then remember we didn't register to vote.
— Conan O'Brien
I love Sherlock Holmes. There's still an awful lot to steal from Conan Doyle. But within a tradition you can work in many different ways.
— Henning Mankell
Today, Snoop Dog endorsed Ron Paul for president. Snoop said he likes Paul's positions on everything from legalizing pot ... to legalizing pot.
— Conan O'Brien
Some people's affability is more deadly than the violence of coarser souls.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
CNN's Rick Sanchez said the Jews run CNN. Ah, so that's who we blame for Rick Sanchez.
— Conan O'Brien
It's true that you set us on the right track; but you'll own now that it was more by good luck than good guidance.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Hillary Clinton is now driving from New York to Iowa. It's been called the least-exciting spring break trip in history.
— Conan O'Brien
Conan Doyle is amazing in the way he has Watson describe Sherlock's posture, mood swings, his hand gestures, and so forth in the novels.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
A congressman sent a tweet that compared president Obama to Adolf Hitler. He has now apologized. It's not helping that he apologized to Hitler.
— Conan O'Brien
President Obama filled out his March Madness bracket. You can tell Obama's mind is elsewhere because his top two picks were Israel and Iran.
— Conan O'Brien
President Obama announced that he's going to reopen diplomatic relations with Cuba. He wants to act before Seth Rogen makes a movie about Castro.
— Conan O'Brien
Let's just agree any group of 3 or more handsome British men should be referred to as a 'cumberbatch.'
— Conan O'Brien
The chief proof of man's real greatness lies in his perception of his own smallness.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.
— Conan O'Brien
If Sony's not going to show 'The Interview,' that's it. No more North Korean movies for me.
— Conan O'Brien
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here's the bad news. You just wasted it listening to this joke.
— Conan O'Brien
Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians.
— Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien's show was speaking to a massive and young audience, and he would put us in weekly bits on Late Night.
— Amy Poehler
Everything comes in circles. [ ... ] The old wheel turns, and the same spoke comes up. It's all been done before, and will be again.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Iran may have attacked ISIS. Do you know how long it's been since I have been able to wear my "Go Iran" T-shirt?
— Conan O'Brien
I consider a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
— Sherlock Holmes Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Who knows, Watson? Woman's heart and mind are insoluble puzzles to the male.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Head-keeper Hudson, we believe, has been now told to receive all orders for fly-paper and for preservation of your hen-pheasant's life.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
NBC has suspended Brian Williams for six months without pay. Williams said he's not worried because soon his veterans benefits will kick in.
— Conan O'Brien
The U.S. Census Bureau reports that American homes are 650 square feet larger today than they were in 1980. Unfortunately, so are most Americans.
— Conan O'Brien
There's many a man who never tells his adventures, for he can't hope to be believed.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.
— Conan O'Brien
This week Apple stores are holding free computer programming classes for children. Or as that's called in China, a job fair.
— Conan O'Brien
We can pass the eight Dreadnoughts, if we are sure of the eight Shackleton's.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
There's a light in a woman's eyes that speaks louder than words.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
'There's no need for fiction in medicine,' remarks Foster ... 'for the facts will always beat anything you fancy.'
— Arthur Conan Doyle
I don't take much stock of detectives in novels - chaps that do things and never let you see how they do them. That's just inspiration: not business.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his
— Arthur Conan Doyle
It was amusing to me to see how the detective's overbearing manner had changed suddenly to that of a child asking questions of its teacher.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Circumstantial evidence is occasionally very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk, to quote Thoreau's example.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
A man always finds it hard to realize that he may have finally lost a woman's love, however badly he may have treated her.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
It was one of my friend's most obvious weaknesses that he was impatient with less alert intelligences than his own.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy.
— Conan O'Brien