Cigar Quotes
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Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
— Bobby Darin
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
— Sigmund Freud
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
— George Burns
Some sigh for this and that; My wishes don't go far; The world may wag at will, So I have my cigar.
— Thomas Hood
Isn't it odd that the guy was politically correct in one particularly weird way. Bill Clinton never lit a cigar.
— Chris Matthews
He strains his conversation through a cigar.
— Hamilton Wright Mabie
Mr Pin lit a cigar. Smoking was his one vice. at least, it was his only vice that he thought of as a vice. The others were just job skills.
— Terry Pratchett
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
— Rudyard Kipling
There's no doubt in my mind that Bill Clinton will stop smoking cigars, will never smoke them again, as a result of what he did with that cigar.
— Joe Eszterhas
No life form on this planet undergoes such a slow and graceful death as the tobacco leaf.
— Mark McGinty
A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick.
— Mary Wilson Little
I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives ... But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.
— W.C. Fields
He held an unlit cigar in his mouth and had more hair in each eyebrow than most people have on their entire head.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
I smell your cigar. Delicious! Give me one directly.
— Wilkie Collins
My room is a grave yard of whisky bottles in a swamp of stale beer, cigar ashes, and dick jokes.
— Vincent Brooks
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine
— W.C. Fields
I had a cigar in my mouth and whiskey on my breath. I felt like money. I looked like money.
— Charles Bukowski
I smoke a pipe abroad, becauseTo all cigars I much prefer it,
And as I scorn you social laws,
My choice has nothing to deter it. — Robert Louis Stevenson
The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.
— Evelyn Waugh
A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.
— Guillermo Cabrera Infante
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
— Mark Twain
If you can't send money, send tobacco.
— George Washington
Smoke a cigar. Sophie had heard him come in and found him there. She was surprised he
— Danielle Steel
The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars.
— H.L. Mencken
A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.
— Robert M. Gates
Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a story's just a story
— Stephen King
It is not a good idea to spray finest brandy across the room, especially when your lighted cigar is in the way.
— Terry Pratchett
Why should we be letting people smoke their cigars in their comfortable chairs in Raqqa?
— Benjamin Carson
A big cigar in a young face requires the best of both.
— Malcolm Forbes
A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.
— George Gissing
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.
— Mark Twain
Love: It is like a cigar. If it goes out, you can light it again but it never tastes quite the same.
— Archibald Wavell
The cigar has been smoked out, and we are the ashes.
— Anthony Trollope
What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.
— Thomas R. Marshall
For a few months when I was about 17, I smoked a small cigar because I thought it looked cool and it would get me the girls. It didn't.
— Jonathan Dimbleby
Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity. — Charles Dickens
There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.
— D. L. Hughley
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.
— Mark Twain
Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians.
— Ulysses S. Grant
There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers.
— H.L. Mencken
If you think that one individual can't make a difference in the world, consider what one cigar can do in a nine-room house.
— Bill Vaughan
What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.
— Eugene Field
A bottle of alcohol shortens your life by 4min, a cigar shortens your life by 6min and a day of work shortens your life by 8 hours.
— Robin Sacredfire
I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.
— Richard Carleton
I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.
— Edward G. Robinson
A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.
— Samuel Fuller
twirling in his fingers the mummy of a cigar,
— Vladimir Nabokov
I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.
— Daisy Fuentes
If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.
— George Burns
cigar, and walked up and down before the house, a portly,
— Sinclair Lewis
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
— Lynda Barry
No. Freud said it best, I think, when he said, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sometimes your mother's boyfriend is just a loser
— Nenia Campbell
My first stringed instrument was a cigar box banjo where I cut and turned the pegs and strung the wires myself.
— Carl Sandburg
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
— Mark Twain
Clinton and his cigar was so much greater a man than Bush and his rifle.
— Sebastian Barry
I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.
— Winston Churchill
A cigar has " ... a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
— Horace Greeley
Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.
— P. J. O'Rourke
No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.
— William Maginn
If he didn't have a cigar to hold on to, his feet would leave the ground. We'd never see out Zooey again.
— J.D. Salinger
I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys."
— Mitch Hedberg
When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!
— Mark Grace
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
— Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.
— Alfred De Musset