Chris Colfer Quotes

My most scientific analysis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it's magic. — Chris Colfer

Sometimes you have good days, and sometimes you have bad days. It really depends on how much caffeine you've had. — Chris Colfer

It's a tough world to find yourself in, but an even tougher one to be yourself in — Chris Colfer

I, for one, am a CNN junkie. I'm convinced it stands for Chris Needs News. — Chris Colfer

Adventures were always best when there was someone to share them with. — Chris Colfer

Chris Colfer ... he's like a ... playful wood-nymph. — Darren Criss

There's no place like home," Dorothy — Chris Colfer

You can change a body, but you can't change a soul. The heart wants what it wants. — Chris Colfer

Let's just follow the Boy Scouts from Hades and hope for the best. — Chris Colfer

Lust, envy, pride, greed, gluttony, sloth, and wrath, — Chris Colfer

You can't shy away from your greatness just because you're afraid you're not great enough — Chris Colfer

Even in the worst of situations-even when it seems no one in the world appreciates you-as long as you have hope, everthing can get better — Chris Colfer

Grandma loved helping people, especially if it was against their will. "Let's — Chris Colfer

Forgive me, I don't mean to be rude," Red said to the twins. "It's just every time I see you two I'm heartbroken, kidnapped, or homeless. — Chris Colfer

I'm really not good blackmail material. — Chris Colfer

night. "Will you ever teach us magic, Grandma? — Chris Colfer

Laughing at someone's dream was one of the cruelest things a person can do to another. — Chris Colfer

A villain is just a victim whose story hasn't been told. — Chris Colfer

It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland. — Chris Colfer

I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents. — Chris Colfer

I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything. — Chris Colfer

The first cut is always the deepest, but not every cut leaves a scar, — Chris Colfer

I feel like little bits of my soul are being shipped domestically. — Chris Colfer

Thank you for your enthusiasm. Earlier today I told another student I was getting new encyclopedias - he asked me how long I'd be in the hospital! — Chris Colfer

If there's one thing life is good at, it's surprising you," Jack said. "And sometimes it surprises you in the best ways. — Chris Colfer

When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?" she asked my class. "Homicide!" I called out — Chris Colfer

Right now, we're living in an ugly chapter of our lives, but books always get better! — Chris Colfer

We are all but characters in the books of God's library. — Chris Colfer

Life comes at you fast. It runs through your body and tries to escape and be expressed in any way possible. It's a lot like lightning. — Chris Colfer

Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes the story worth telling. — Chris Colfer

You can look at a hundred pictures and a dozen maps, but unless you've been to the city and felt its pulse, you really — Chris Colfer

There's nothing more terrifying then a teenage girl. — Chris Colfer

A few of the girls and I jumped into my jetta and took off. "Lets go stand outside someone from Glee's house now," one of them said — Chris Colfer

I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot. — Chris Colfer

I don't think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'. — Chris Colfer

You don't get to pick where you're from, but you always have control of where you're going. — Chris Colfer

I love thinking that there is magic in the world, that there are people in the world with amazing abilities that we just don't know about. — Chris Colfer

The cruelest thing you can do to
someone is force them to hurt alone — Chris Colfer

They were about to embark on the greatest scavenger hunt of their lives. — Chris Colfer

BOOKS ARE A UNIQUELY PORTABLE MAGIC." - STEPHEN KING — Chris Colfer

A voice that was never wanted has become a voice for so many people who don't have one. — Chris Colfer

The higher the hair, the closer to god. — Chris Colfer

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat. — Chris Colfer

Then find out what your sword is - find your own advantage - and wear it proudly. — Chris Colfer

We wouldn't want to live in a world where no one believed in themselves enough to make their own dreams come true. — Chris Colfer

What can be as small as a pea or as large as the sky and is not owned by the person who purchases it? it asked. — Chris Colfer

She was all the rage with giant decoration. Who knew — Chris Colfer

Tacky T-shirts that said things like "My crazy Grandma traveled to India and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." They — Chris Colfer

I don't personally feel a responsibility to be a role model, but as the actor, I do. — Chris Colfer

Being famous is like putting yourself on a pedestal for the entire world to see, and not caring about what judgements are made of you. — Chris Colfer

Whoa, I've really got to stop making plans with fictional characters. It can't be healthy to develop relationships with people who don't exist. — Chris Colfer

All great writers have issues with their hometowns; guess I'm not the exception. — Chris Colfer

If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you. — Chris Colfer

Sometimes for your own sanity you just have to agree with idiocy. — Chris Colfer

But after being on the run I've learned a life spent creating enemies isn't worth leading. Having allies is the best advantage in the world. — Chris Colfer

Alex gave him a dirty look. The dark green coloring faded from Froggy's face. — Chris Colfer

I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator — Chris Colfer

I should retire for the night," she said. "I know I make it look so effortless, but world domination is exhausting. — Chris Colfer

People are not born heroes or villains; they're created by the people around them. — Chris Colfer

Just because anyone can do something doesn't mean everyone should, Mrs. — Chris Colfer

She hadn't had such an adrenaline rush since she traveled around Europe with Conner. She just wished he were with her to keep her company. — Chris Colfer

I was consumed by my love for Chris Colfer, and I just couldn't hold it in any longer. — Darren Criss

I'm the handsome Butterboy," Jack announced. "I'm the queen's soul mate. I just don't know it yet because I'm emotionally immature. Sorry Connor. — Chris Colfer

I can act ... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually. — Chris Colfer

Every driven person comes from a mountain of pain they wish to keep hidden. — Chris Colfer

A flame may love a snowflake, but they can never be together without each harming the other. — Chris Colfer

There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in. And definitely get out of high school and make everyone sorry. — Chris Colfer

We'll take the path to the right and ask the first person, plant, or animal we see. — Chris Colfer

I don't know much,
But when push comes to shove,
I definitely don't believe,
There's such a thing as wrong love. — Chris Colfer

They loved fairy tales so much. If they ever got here and saw everything we've seen, I doubt they would have left. — Chris Colfer

To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws. — Chris Colfer

A date with the boy she loved, and has been running from — Chris Colfer

Family Farms, she declared. A hush fell over the room. Little Bo Peep was a very — Chris Colfer

What prevents my life from being a sad after-school special is I don't give a shiiit. — Chris Colfer

JUST BECAUSE ANYONE CAN, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE SHOULD (Mrs. Peters to Conner Bailey) — Chris Colfer

Always have a plan B and a friend with bail, and you're guaranteed to never fail," Mother Goose said and took another drink. "That's my motto. — Chris Colfer

I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was. — Chris Colfer

I'm allergic to stupidity. — Chris Colfer

The Vengeance's sides and bow were covered in metal spikes, making it resemble a large floating cactus. — Chris Colfer

My life is an awkward visit from the kids table. — Chris Colfer

Cast parties are a lot of fun! — Chris Colfer

Woo! It's so cold, I think we may be twin sisters now, he said through rattling teeth. — Chris Colfer

I was very tiny ... I spent most of my time stuffed into lockers. Thank god for cell phones, or I'd still be there. — Chris Colfer

You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone you're not. — Chris Colfer

I do better singing female songs because my voice is so high-pitched. — Chris Colfer

It's such a shame," Red said, shaking her head as she searched the ground. "The people you depend on and trust always disappoint you the most. — Chris Colfer

Once the world has made a decision, there is little anyone can do to change its mind. — Chris Colfer

Busts, carvings, engravings, and symbols of King Ludwig's — Chris Colfer

I just can't muster up enough pride for a town whose most cosmopolitan area is the Taco Bell car park on a saturday night — Chris Colfer

We can promise to try. — Chris Colfer

I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,' and I had a great time doing that. — Chris Colfer

He used to be so happy, but now he walks around with so much negative energy. Sometimes a personal rain cloud can be deadly, you know. — Chris Colfer

You need to grow from your mistakes, not let your mistakes grow. — Chris Colfer The Land Of Stories

I know you secretly agree with me," Conner said, bumping her shoulder with his. "Conner, — Chris Colfer

Intelligence is not a competition," she said. "There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated. — Chris Colfer

his big, glossy eyes. "It's — Chris Colfer

No one ever stops being a student in the classroom of life — Chris Colfer

Forgiveness is what we all need to forget the past, even if we — Chris Colfer

Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing. — Chris Colfer

The Masked Man's son, — Chris Colfer