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Say - what is dead cats good for, Huck?" "Good for? Cure warts with. — Mark Twain

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats. — Mark Twain

For years your name never passed my lips, while my soul drank in, with a delirious thirst, all that was uttered in my presence respecting you ... — Edgar Allan Poe

I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't. — Mark Twain

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. — Mark Twain

Some people scorn a cat and think it not an essential; but the Clemens tribe are not of these. — Mark Twain

If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.
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Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. — Will Advise

If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. — Mark Twain

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction. — Mark Twain

Lists are a form of power. — A.S. Byatt

He couldn't be the type of guy she probably deserved - someone her own age without baggage or complications. But he could be the man she needed. — Shelly Bell

They say pantomime's a lost art. It's never been a lost art and never will be, because it's too natural to do. — Buster Keaton

Stress isn't only a joy stealer. The way we respond to it can be sin. — Ann Voskamp

Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild — Mark Twain

Negativity and Hulkamania - 2 things that don't go together. — Hulk Hogan

This message was left for you by messenger, Mr. Marks." The clerk smiled. "That's the way they used to do it before email. — Kenneth Eade

He wanted Eden, and he wanted Pinkie, but mostly he wanted Eden, because together they could make their own Pinkie. — Suzanne Brockmann

I see myself as the oldest griot tradition of speaking to truth out here. There's a dark side that people don't even know is there. — Malik Yusef

A home without a cat - and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat - may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title? — Mark Twain

A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them. — Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. — Mark Twain