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Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Some people have religion as a means of Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: The one thing I think we learned this The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: There's no such thing as soy milk. It's There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Elected officials shouldn't get to choose who gets Elected officials shouldn't get to choose who gets to choose elected officials. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: This is how sad my life is: I This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: The core of the American public, their hearts The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I think one reason people play golf is I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: It's 2003. Why can't I teleport? It's 2003. Why can't I teleport? — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By C.S. Lewis: I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading. — C.S. Lewis
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: You know what would help the instruction form? You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought! — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: There should be a law that you can't There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Being a playwright is like the equivalent of Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw of a blue sky. Not a cloud in sight. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I'm not a great joke writer, which is I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does ... it's illegal. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Michael Lewis: It's one thing to bet on red or It's one thing to bet on red or black and know that you are betting on red or black. It's another to bet on a form of red and not to know it. — Michael Lewis
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I feel the need to scream, and even I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Everybody's family has different values. Everybody's family has different values. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: When I was a kid, you ate, and When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: There is absolutely nothing you can learn out There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I would like to play Pebble Beach at I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'. Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I do like Guinness, I have to say, I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: There's a whole group of Christians who believe There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Parenting isn't just parenting your own child. Parenting isn't just parenting your own child. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Basically, I started on stage yelling and I Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I think that I don't panic as much I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Carroll: One thing was certain, that the white kitten One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it
it was the black kitten's fault entirely. — Lewis Carroll
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: If you are an adult, and you are If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Well first of all, I'd just like to Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Equestrian, by the by, is the gayest word Equestrian, by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Wyndham Lewis: Gertrude Stein's prose-song is a cold, black suet-pudding Gertrude Stein's prose-song is a cold, black suet-pudding ... Cut it at any point, it is the same thing ... all fat, without nerve. — Wyndham Lewis
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Since there are so many idiots out there, Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Sometimes i wonder does god just not care Sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: You got to be just stupid to not You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers ... they are obviously alcoholics. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I had an iPhone and a Droid and I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I never write anything down. I write onstage. I never write anything down. I write onstage. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I like coffee because it gives me the I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: What is the difference between a Democrat and What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Now I must leave you as you enter Now I must leave you as you enter the world that is Fuck. You are fucking lucky to be here. It's almost utopian. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I hammer on a theme until I'm tired I hammer on a theme until I'm tired of it and the audience is tired of it. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: There are two things I know about life There are two things I know about life ... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: All the candy corn that was ever made All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Stand-up is the only thing in which you Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know
because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: It's great that we're bringing democracy to Iraq. It's great that we're bringing democracy to Iraq. I can't wait to see how we do it! What are we gonna do, give them our civics textbooks? — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: If you don't drink 56 bottles of water If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I'm a happy person but an angry citizen. I'm a happy person but an angry citizen. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Donnie Lewis: I got to keep it tight like seams,Cause I got to keep it tight like seams,
Cause ain't no fiends
Comin' in between me and my dreams,
See what I mean, black? — Donnie Lewis
Black Lewis Quotes By Bonnie Lewis: flaxen mane and tail. The Black Forest horses flaxen mane and tail. The Black Forest horses had a draft-like — Bonnie Lewis
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: MTV is to music as KFC is to MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken! — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: If you want to get an audience quiet, If you want to get an audience quiet, just say "abortion" and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: In New York, f*** isn't even a word. In New York, f*** isn't even a word. It's a comma. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: Should I eat this or should I eat Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both! — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Lewis Black: I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke. I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke. — Lewis Black
Black Lewis Quotes By Nate Corddry: Lewis Black taught me stand-up. Lewis Black taught me stand-up. — Nate Corddry