
We cannot possibly imagine the variety of contradictions in every heart. —
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring. —
Bill Hicks

I don't have any mottoes. If I did I would forever be contradicting them. —
Lisa Kleypas

Do not accept whatever comes. Do not accept whatever goes. You have infinite power. Exercise your choice. —
Amit Ray

Never lose your temper. —
Lailah Gifty Akita

You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening. —
Eric Idle

A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate. —
Robert A. Heinlein

Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. —
Gypsy Rose Lee