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Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'.
— Terry Pratchett
Esme Weatherwax hadn't done nice. She'd done what was needed.
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The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed.
— Terry Pratchett
Cake is not the issue here.
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What we're going to do is keep the peace. That's our job. We're not going to be heroes, we're just going to be ... normal.
— Terry Pratchett
I'm not a natural killer! See this? See what it says? I'm supposed to keep the peace, I am! If I kill people to do it, I'm reading the wrong manual!
— Terry Pratchett
That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect we'll never know.
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It's like chess, you know. The Queen saves the King.
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Welcome to fear, Moist said to himself. It's hope, turned inside out.
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IN MY EXPERIENCE, SUSAN, WITHIN THEIR HEADS TOO MANY HUMANS SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF WARS THAT HAPPENED CENTURIES AGO.
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Never ask the tight-rope walker how he keeps his balance. if he stops to think about it, he falls off
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Don't wish, Miss Tick had said. Do things.
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In Ankh-Morpork even the shit have a street to itself," said Detritus, awe and wonder in his voice. "Truly, this a land of opportunity.
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I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.
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What can the harvest hope for ...
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Occasionally a few bubbles would eructate to the surface like the ghosts of beans on bath night.
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I'm sure it's all journalism [ ... ] It means it's true enough for now.
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Rings try to find their way back to their owner. Someone ought to write a book about it.
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It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?
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Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection.
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There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.
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But too much reading had taken its toll. William found that he now thought of prayer as a sophisticated way of pleading with thunderstorms.
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We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience
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I think it does Discworld good if I don't write about it all the time: sometimes you have to get it out of your system.
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As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.
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You can't find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course that rather spoils the whole thing.
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Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that.
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Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight!
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