Rob Delaney Quotes
Top 26 wise famous quotes and sayings by Rob Delaney
Rob Delaney Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Rob Delaney on Wise Famous Quotes.
If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette.
Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.
Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.
If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.
Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.
I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.
It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
People moved in across the street and are immediately cutting down a huge tree. Their toothbrushes will know my buttonhole.
I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I love that!
Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.