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Bad Santa Quotes By Andrew Smith: Santa Claus is a lie but if you

Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means. — Andrew Smith

Bad Santa Quotes By Amanda Penland: If you can't get something to work. Make

If you can't get something to work. Make a face and try again LOL I works!! — Amanda Penland

Bad Santa Quotes By Emily Blunt: I don't really watch that much TV, to

I don't really watch that much TV, to be honest. — Emily Blunt

Bad Santa Quotes By Kathleen Brooks: She felt like a woman on fire. Would

She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet? — Kathleen Brooks

Bad Santa Quotes By George Carlin: The main reason Santa is so jolly is

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin

Bad Santa Quotes By William Ernest Hocking: Man is the only animal that contemplates death,

Man is the only animal that contemplates death, and also the only animal that shows any sign of doubt of its finality. — William Ernest Hocking

Bad Santa Quotes By Brett Kelly: Filming 'Bad Santa' was really where I learned

Filming 'Bad Santa' was really where I learned everything that I knew at that point about movies. That was really the first big thing that I had done. — Brett Kelly

Bad Santa Quotes By David Levithan: Every fight for survival is really a fight

Every fight for survival is really a fight to return to the inconsequential concerns of the mundane. — David Levithan

Bad Santa Quotes By Hillary DePiano: MURRY: I believe in a lot of things.

MURRY: I believe in a lot of things. Santa Claus, magic, vampires, and even ghosts but I don't believe in luck. Good or bad. — Hillary DePiano

Bad Santa Quotes By Robin Sharma: Great performers are preparing and practicing for a

Great performers are preparing and practicing for a winning day while everyone else is still asleep. — Robin Sharma

Bad Santa Quotes By Benny Hinn: If you have attacked me, your children will

If you have attacked me, your children will pay for it. — Benny Hinn

Bad Santa Quotes By Duncan Trussell: We've just barely stopped being monkeys.

We've just barely stopped being monkeys. — Duncan Trussell

Bad Santa Quotes By Linda Sunshine: More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. — Linda Sunshine

Bad Santa Quotes By Deyth Banger: Santa can't die, he punish bad people. Behave

Santa can't die, he punish bad people. Behave well and you won't punished! — Deyth Banger

Bad Santa Quotes By David Sedaris: I said that Santa no longer traffics in

I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things. — David Sedaris

Bad Santa Quotes By Deon Potgieter: The majority of everything has always been judged

The majority of everything has always been judged and manipulated by and on a minority's deeds — Deon Potgieter

Bad Santa Quotes By Vinnie Jones: There are a few YouTube clips of me

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am. — Vinnie Jones

Bad Santa Quotes By Stuart Francis: I don't like good kids being corrupted by

I don't like good kids being corrupted by bad ones, Santa never does".

The Santa Killer — Stuart Francis