David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals ...

I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things. (David Sedaris)

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David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris Quotes: I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.