Andy Rooney Quotes
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Andy Rooney Quotes & Sayings
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.
— Andy Rooney
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
— Andy Rooney
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
— Andy Rooney
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
— Andy Rooney
There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.
— Andy Rooney
Walking is good for the soul.
— Andy Rooney
Numbers are the most certain things we have.
— Andy Rooney
It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.
— Andy Rooney
It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.
— Andy Rooney
My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
— Andy Rooney
It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
— Andy Rooney
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
— Andy Rooney
Finding the tool is often half the battle.
— Andy Rooney
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
— Andy Rooney
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
— Andy Rooney
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
— Andy Rooney
I've learned ... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.
— Andy Rooney
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
— Andy Rooney
I've learned ... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
— Andy Rooney
American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.
— Andy Rooney
I've learned ... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you ... More
— Andy Rooney
The best thing about a vacation is planning it.
— Andy Rooney
Ugly is very popular this year ... I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.
— Andy Rooney
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
— Andy Rooney
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.
— Andy Rooney
Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter.
— Andy Rooney
Everyone hates war, everyone says.
— Andy Rooney
Dogs are nicer than people.
— Andy Rooney
A writer's job is to tell the truth.
— Andy Rooney
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
— Andy Rooney
I've learned ... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
— Andy Rooney
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
— Andy Rooney
I've learned ... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
— Andy Rooney
I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
— Andy Rooney
I've learned ... That money doesn't buy class.
— Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
— Andy Rooney
I've learned ... That when you're in love, it shows.
— Andy Rooney
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
— Andy Rooney
I just wish insignificance had more stature.
— Andy Rooney
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
— Andy Rooney
In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.
— Andy Rooney
The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.
— Andy Rooney
Great teachers are usually a little crazy.
— Andy Rooney
Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.
— Andy Rooney
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
— Andy Rooney
No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.
— Andy Rooney
I like animals who trust people.
— Andy Rooney
New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.
— Andy Rooney
The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
— Andy Rooney
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
— Andy Rooney
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
— Andy Rooney
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
— Andy Rooney
Person-to-person, most people are honest.
— Andy Rooney
Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.
— Andy Rooney
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
— Andy Rooney
Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.
— Andy Rooney
